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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Hamberger Helper. said:
I've always questioned where the fuck his parents/family have been throughout his adult life. He clearly needs a handler and is obviously unmedicated (no Burt, over the counter ashwaganda doesn't count). Schizos never take their pills of course.

Why are they now suddenly interested in calling him despite letting him open his schizophrenic asshole to the world?
Is it because he's now documented talking about his pedorape fantasies?

Made me a little bit sad to hear he cried upstairs, saying he missed his mother though; but again, softie

I'll change my mind again when he has another petulant fit lol
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They are from Ghana, right? When I was there, everyone I met was turbo christian. His family was probably deeply ashamed of him being gay and has not been in touch with him, or maybe have minimal contact and keep things superficial and never discuss his personal life much. But now they cannot ignore the insanity (and embarrasment for the family) no more.

Just tinfoiling and making assumptions here, of course.
BullfrogBill said:
The wiggers have pointed out that Payton's family and friends watch the show regularly, and it would make sense that could be the reason they didn't give Payton the lie detector test.
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Why would that be grounds to go easy on her? Any fish could have the family and friends watching.
Grim_Autismo said:
Burt is talking about his ability to selectively yeet his memory. Luke is absolutely horrified. He's trying to audit his memory; Burt knows the particulars of where he was, but before age 12 he has no memories. He remembers TV shows and things, but nothing too personal. He says he can edit memories out at will. This is a hallmark of disassociation, poor guy. He probably went through a lot of trauma. This is why he can't remember the last few weeks, he's probably disassociating under stress to stay sane.
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Tbh if you think about it, Burt was probably raped as a kid or something. His behaviour is not normal and faggots are very often made by molestation or porn addiction. Or both.
DapperShark said:
Wonder if the handful of dedicated simps Binx had from her failed twitch career will be gooning or killing themselves after what just happened?:thinking:
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She fucked a woman, so they will be cooming. This will probably be good for her "streaming career". Gross, though. I cannot imagine going down on someone I met a few days ago. And especially not a slut who has been practically hooking up with some sleazy Italian midget the past few days. These people are ghouls.
 
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I think going forward, endorsments need to be the main focus of who stays and who goes. The challenges should soley be for fishbucks which need to be worth more than $100. Everyone should be able to endorse who they are rooting for, and who they are rooting against.

People with the least of either should be the ones up for elimination. That would get out the basic ass boring people while keeping the most hated ones.
 
Mushroom King said:
I hope the wiggers let Binx spin her web for one more hour, see what she does to try and save herself, how grimy she'll get to stay in the game - Then kick her abruptly with no conversation.
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They praised Symbol on his way out even after he tried to cave Jobe's head in and give Frank CTE. Highly doubt they'll give a fuck about Binx being a retard.
 
Tony and the Persian guy need to be booted, called fags by Sam on the way out, and have two other dudes that are more like Luke replace them, other dudes that won't simp for Binx so desperately like Persian and Tony.
 
BullfrogBill said:
Tony and the Persian guy need to be booted, called fags by Sam on the way out, and have two other dudes that are more like Luke replace them, other dudes that won't simp for Binx so desperately like Persian and Tony.
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Apparently the persian guy stole binx's diary? But he wants Luke to read it and censor some parts in the confessional? Didn't really understand it because ppv restream was lagging for me and director cam is stuck on binx
 
There She Glows said:
I saw somebody mention that Binx was drinking for the first time on the show last night, can anybody confirm?
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I said it, I was wrong. There was a bottle of margarita mix she was drinking from, the kind you add tequila to. They didn't put tequila in it, and were instead pouring shots of tequila into glasses of margarita mix. Binx was basically just chugging diluted sour mix like a sped.
 
Bloodypinky said:
They praised Symbol on his way out even after he tried to cave Jobe's head in and give Frank CTE. Highly doubt they'll give a fuck about Binx being a retard.
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I always thought the whole "good goodbye" exit scenes were like how in rough porn they do those exit interviews where the women are happy and smiling and saying "Yes! I did everything of my own free will! I wasn't coerced or pushed beyond my limits at all! I'm not going to sue! No way!" Covering their legal asses, type deal.
 
The fish have started to notice Burt is missing (he's been in the basement for half an hour so far). Although they've gotten distracted with a game where they slap each other with tortillas while trying not to spit out water.
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mer569 said:
Apparently the persian guy stole binx's diary?
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He didn't steal it. Binx handed it to him in the vanity, told him to read it, but not to read it out loud. It seems it may have some details about Fishtank in it. He handed it back right after.

Edit: forgot to add, right after a few TTSs came through. Kawan then mentioned something about a 'live audience'. A bit of an odd time to mention it, though it should be obvious if they have more than a room temp IQ.
 
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Jobe needs to get better at directing. Chris singing in the basement is better than the gay shit

*Edit* Literally as soon as I type it.....mind reader
 
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