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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
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ETA: only now that I realized he is LARP rizzing the dyke.
 
Fatty is convincing Payton to use the challenge to play a character, he suggests an overly concerned mother who's traumatized. Payton is not thrilled and doesn't want to do it all the time.
 
These are just cheap kid's toy dolls, right? They're not the kind that have sensors that can tell if they're shaken, or start crying randomly and have to changed, fed, and comforted until they stop, right?

If they're just ordinary dolls, there's gonna have to be kidnappings and murders, or too many dolls will survive. If too many dolls survive, they'll have to judge based on couple interactions, which is subjective and boring. Still, the Season 1 baby-shaking incident was pretty lit. and if these don't have sensors, there's no chance of sneaky sabotage. Total infant death.
 
These are just cheap kid's toy dolls, right? They're not the kind that have sensors that can tell if they're shaken, or start crying randomly and have to changed, fed, and comforted until they stop, right?

If they're just ordinary dolls, there's gonna have to be kidnappings and murders, or too many dolls will survive. If too many dolls survive, they'll have to judge based on couple interactions, which is subjective and boring. Still, the Season 1 baby-shaking incident was pretty lit. and if these don't have sensors, there's no chance of sneaky sabotage. Total infant death.
The infant mortality rate in hell house is about to rival that of the Congo.
 
Luke says he wants to murder Burt and Kevin's baby because it will grow up to be a school shooter, he says he wants to separate Burt and Kevin to get to it.
 
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