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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Alex Stein explaining THE BALLDO to Burt

Burt says: "I don't fuck with that shit" (then apologizes for swearing)

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He's explaining this while a Mormon looks on and Burt's bald scalp has something like wood glue all over it.

Alex Stein is now discussing the intricacies of cuckoldry with Burt
 
I clicked on Bedroom 1 to see Burt antics only to hear Stein explaining the mechanics of the Balldo
 
Alex Stein talks about Rekieta and his balldo



ANOTHER WIN FOR THE TOE
 
ulsterscotsman said:
Black Judge Holden.
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"And they are dancing, the board floor slamming under the jackboots and the fiddlers grinning hideously over their canted pieces. Towering over them all is the Black Urban Raw Top and he is naked dancing, his small feet lively and quick and now in doubletime and bowing to the men, huge and dark and hairless, like an enormous infant. He never sleeps, he says. He says he’ll never die."
 
Burt exploding on Alex and Kumal or whatever his name is because they kept messing with his baby or throwing pinches of donut at it 'to feed it'. Hilarious exchange where Alex took some of burt's testosterone and said he'd give it to the baby, which made burt go INSANE screaming and shoving. "HE NEEDS TO BE AN ATHLETE BURT!!" "NO!... NO!!.. NOOO!!" "HE'LL BE BIG AND STRONG"
 
Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
I thought I heard Burt sob a couple times after everyone left. Total spergout, good job triggering him Alex.
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Keep in mind production already took Burt downstairs today and tried to get him to leave for his own good and he didn't want to. It's not really cash money at this point to be pushing him over the edge like this.
 
Here's some of Burt's chimp out on Alex.


Shoutout Steel Toe Morning Show
 
Here is a running list of the pairings and the names of their babies.
Burt and Kevin: Kelly
Alex and Sky: Litrell
Jobe and Star: Jamal
Tony and Ling Ling:
Binx and Xerxes:
Tank and Payton: Virginia
Turbo and Luke: Toby
 
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