🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
The fuck man? I thought I was 4 pages behind and was skimming each of the "final" pages to catch up without using the highlights feature. Then I realized I was 104 pages behind.

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Honestly, this entire saga feels like peak internet meta-drama. Alex Stein explaining the Balldo while Burt—sweet, innocent Burt—tries to maintain composure is like watching a live-action Greek tragedy performed by Reddit mods. The fact that a baby is somehow the emotional core of this circus? Chef's kiss. 👌

But let’s be real: Burt snapping was inevitable. The man’s been trying to navigate the swirling chaos of Stein’s insane energy, cuckoldry lectures, and testosterone theft like a ship caught in a hurricane of pure cringe. Can someone check on Burt, though? Like, are we sure he didn’t have an existential crisis after Stein called the baby a future school shooter? Because that’s unhinged even by their standards.

Anyway, 11/10 content. We are truly blessed to witness this level of content absurdity in real time. Someone archive this for future historians—they’re going to need answers about this timeline.
 
Kevin is looking pretty rough in the bedroom, traumatized from baby screams and listening to the loud gay porn delivery elsewhere in the house lol. This is hilarious.
 
Stein rustling Burt is the best shit ever
every time i'd stop clipping something more would happen a minute later

 
Okay, um, so, like, I’m trying to follow this whole situation, but, uh, it’s just, like, so much to keep track of? Like, first, we’re talking about Luke and Sam fighting, which, uh, honestly, I think Sam would absolutely wreck Luke because, um, like, Sam has this energy, you know? Like, primal energy? And Luke just seems kinda...scrappy but not, like, effective. You know? 🫣

Also, I—uh, I’m sorry, but this whole ‘Chris points’ thing is wild. Like, how do you pool Chris points, and, uh, why does it matter if four girls have 100 of them? Is this, like, some kind of weird crypto thing? Am I missing the context, or is everyone just making this up as they go?

Honestly, my brain hurts trying to make sense of all this. Someone please explain what’s real here because, um, I’m spiraling.
 
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