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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Mr Sister said:
Kawan is calling Tony pussy whipped and is mad he wants to get with Ling Ling, as well as saying Tony kicked him in the nuts because he went for his baby
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I think Luke battering him has fucked his mind, and he is just trying to pick fights and bitch out any man he can. Nothing more dangerous than a weak man.
 
Okay Tony is a fucking retard. He isn't listening to Kawan or anyone else and is getting caught in a loop Ian style.
 
Fans, normies, entitled failed LA celeb types from casting agencies - wiggers can't blame the contestants for everything, production needs to have plans and backup plans. Sometimes reevaluating and thinking shit through [week four before realizing house votes kill entertaining fish and prevent activity]. We have discussed it in this thread each season. Planning. Like they get so caught up in some specific ideas or plans or bits but don't think beyond or past it. If week 4 is where they always burn out, then they need to consider running shorter seasons or hiring [!] more production staff.

I'm trying to be nice this season despite the issues but if they're on "uhh nm, gotta go back to casting fans" then jesus christ.
 
ParasiteSteve said:
I think Luke battering him has fucked his mind, and he is just trying to pick fights and bitch out any man he can. Nothing more dangerous than a weak man.
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this exactly. after luke kicked his ass he's been trying to press people constantly to redeem his manliness or whatever.
which like whatever, he's also playing the game, its not a bad thing to do.
luke really emasculated the shit out of him though and i doubt hes used to that
i think he's actually a good character, even though he's not particularly likeable
 
Aquafag said:
Okay Tony is a fucking retard. He isn't listening to Kawan or anyone else and is getting caught in a loop Ian style.
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He failed the breakfast question in a roundabout way
Kawan: "Say you had a girlfriend for 3 or 4 years and-"
Tony: "3 or 4 years? No like 3 or 4 months-"
Kawan: "No but imagine you had a girlfriend for 3 or 4 years and-"
Tony: "I would not do that."
 
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star still has her baby and it seems completely unharmed lol
 
Aquafag said:
Okay Tony is a fucking retard. He isn't listening to Kawan or anyone else and is getting caught in a loop Ian style.
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Season of loops. We got:

Burt on "gay male dating show," blue balls, 7 men 5 women etc.
Ian on who can and cannot say nigger, don't say that shit around me
Alex B (male) on Wild Randy monkey rape
Alex B (female) on I would never sue you, at the end of the day
And now Tony

Am I missing anyone?
 
BullfrogBill said:
Fatty fatigue is already kicking in for me.
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Fatty should only ever be there for 1-2 days MAX. Anything more always results in the same things:
1. Moral grandstanding from a genuinely terrible human who has done nothing in his life
2. Content vacuum either trying to mend beefs or interjecting himself in every drama trying to make it about himself
3. Actions completely offensive to the senses, either getting naked or screaming over everyone so much that you can't actually enjoy the show any more.

If I could make any single change to Fishtank it would be to banish him from the show forever.
 
Also, the 2 fan favorites right aside from Burt are Luke and Jobe, both fans. Casting them is not inherently bad if done properly.
 
Sneedifarms said:
You mean Luke and Jobe? Is Luke really a fan?
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Oopsies! Fixed that. I'd consider Luke as counting as one since he's watched the show and knows what it's about and the culture around it, unlike Shinji who had watched a bit of the show but didn't really know shit aside from a couple clips that he was shown by his friend.
 
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