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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
jokerstrlck said:
true romance
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Eggplants

Lady Rackets thong said:
open this playlist in vlc or other robust media player. There is also a way to set up door navigation in MPV here.
E: or just go to https://ppv.land/ft
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raisinlove said:
Finally got it up and running. This is really incredible with the doors script.
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Here's an updated one that features a camera wall grid if you hit alt-g
put the lua in the scripts directory/folder and play the m3u with mpv
(thanks @Tr00nStompa and @Chubby Checker for posting this and the fix for it in this thread and @gentoofag for posting original and whoever else was involved)
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Am I just not looking enough or are there just not as many fan edits of clips of the show like the first two seasons had? You'd think a ton would exist with all the shit that's been packed into one month so far, but I haven't seen much.
 
Enig said:
Am I just not looking enough or are there just not as many fan edits of clips of the show like the first two seasons had? You'd think a ton would exist with all the shit that's been packed into one month so far, but I haven't seen much.
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100% agree. I commented on the same thing a while ago.
It's really detracted from my enjoyment of the show. I'm sure there are some out there but not nearly as many.
 
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Alex is going to be heading home for Thanksgiving. They're doing another court and Alex is coaching the fish on how to act (e.g. some of the black girls should be more ratchet, Lilly needs to "gamble more" and not just be a prison bitch, Kawan should try to be a team player like Jobe and Star in the haircut challenge). I mercifully missed lots of Fatty monologuing.
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They're still doing the bit that Burt is now hated by Trump and all MAGA people, so they're making him wear a MAGA hat and say Trump slogans to appease MAGA.
 
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Enig said:
Am I just not looking enough or are there just not as many fan edits of clips of the show like the first two seasons had? You'd think a ton would exist with all the shit that's been packed into one month so far, but I haven't seen much.
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make them instead of complaining about them not existing?

Its Vladi Bby said:
Light and day difference between the first 2 weeks and this.

There have been some funny moments, but production has been totally hands off. Now Jet seems to be blaming the cast again, he thinks 'fans' will fix this.
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i hope its a good thing that production can take a break with Alex Stein and AirSoftFatty running the show for a little bit so they can come back fresh and have been thinking up good ideas downstairs for the next week and a half.
 
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turbo got this octopus like 4 days ago or something and she completely loves it
she always keeps it with her and whenever shes in the den for stuff like this she wears it on her head
 
BullfrogBill said:
Fatty fatigue is already kicking in for me.
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Fatty to me is like a powerful spice used in a dish. He can be great in certain amounts, hilarious even but you have to know when exactly to stop before you ruin it. This doesn't always mean kicking him off sometimes it means him being tard wrangled and told to calm down. Too much fatty can temporarily ruin the show.
 
BURT HAS GONE FULL MAGA

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Alex is encouraging Burt to try and seduce Kawan by getting him drunk. Burt is freaking out at this idea, clarifying that he goes to nightclubs and waits for people come onto him and so trying to seduce Kawan is "problematic". Burt also asked if he's going to have to do this for the ratings, if he could pick someone more attractive and with a nicer personality (since Kawan killed his baby).
 
Diamond is planting seeds for Burt to sexually assault Kawan, and he also mentioned in front of the group Burts admission that he likes to get guys drunk while staying sober to take advantage of them. Draw an audible "what??" From one or two of the women. Lmao
 
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Kawan complained about being "disrespected" by Alex, so Alex threw taco bell tacos at him while yelling about him talking to the executive this way (but then praised him for sitting there and taking it and vowing he wants to win)
 
Morte said:
I love Alex Stein in the executive role, but I can't help but wish they got Jeff to play this guy.
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jeff would be drunk doing dumb shit out of character since day 1 crying abuot prison and selling kids fentanyl
 
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theyre scheming against kuwait
binx has stupid ideas
just put his baby in the oven
 
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