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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Guys getting so mad about gay porn being sent to them is one of the funniest things this season lmao it's like schoolyard shit in the best way.
 
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If prod gives Burt a towel to clean once he's done burting off then deliver that towel to Kuwait, I'll actually give Jet money.
 
I'm gonna go against the grain and half heartedly side with kwab on this one. He's watched production fuck with Burt relentlessly for like a week now. Why did he get screamed at for arguing with Burt?

Idk but jet is cringe so I'm gonna dislike most bits he tries to run. And I do think that was 60% bit at least.
 
I'm very disappointed that Luke is teaming up with Payton and Binx now, he was supposed to be their enemy and make living in that house hell for them.

Did KingCobraJFS cast a circle of protection on Payton and Binx or something? It's pretty bad when even Luke doesn't want to fuck with them.
 
Swamp_Donkey said:
I'm gonna go against the grain and half heartedly side with kwab on this one. He's watched production fuck with Burt relentlessly for like a week now. Why did he get screamed at for arguing with Burt?

Idk but jet is cringe so I'm gonna dislike most bits he tries to run. And I do think that was 60% bit at least.
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To me, its not that he fucked with Burt. The issue is, he is insecure about losing his boxing match against Luke. He cant hold the L, in the same way that Alex B couldnt hold it either. However, unlike Alex B, he was trying to provoke Burt into a confrontation and then challenge him to a boxing match. He knows he would win. He did the same thing before the Luke fight, once he saw Burt lose against Tony, he wanted a crack at him.

TLDR; the pajeet was trying to save face by goading Burt into a winnable fight. Thats why production intervened.
 
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Sky (who had been told to be ratchet) flipped the dining room table. Jet came upstairs and started yelling that if they break certain things they'll get billed for it. "That shit's 20 grand, that shit's 18 grand, price is right motherfuckers. You smash cardboard, you smash glass, I smash the expensive shit". I guess he's still fuming from Alyssa yesterday and the fact that a woman could flip a table he couldn't.
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God Jet's a faggot. That's right Jet, you tranny-chasing balkan wood ape, I'm calling you out for being gay and retarded!
 
Autistic Integrity said:
i hope its a good thing that production can take a break with Alex Stein and AirSoftFatty running the show for a little bit so they can come back fresh and have been thinking up good ideas downstairs for the next week and a half.
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I mean, hasn't prod been sick for the last few days or did I fall for some gag? It seemed pretty transparent that they brought Fatty and Alex into the tank so they could be a bit more "hands off" for a few days while they recovered without having to leave the fish entirely to their own devices/nontent.
I don't know what they were actually sick with (or, as I said, if they were even actually sick in the first place) but even allergies can kick your ass if you aren't getting enough rest and taking care of yourself. People keep wondering why the narcissists keep getting kicked off before they even get a chance to be hassled, but I'd wager to bet a lot of prod has a shorter-than-usual fuse if they've been sick, even if they are on the upswing.
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Her art is surprisingly decent. Not sure what I was expecting, but I like it. If she were a personal friend of mine I would commission something. But not quite good enough to just order without knowing her in real life.
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I like her semi-abstract art of city architecture mixed with playful colors, it's a visually pleasing juxtaposition. Her drawings of human subjects leave something to be desired, but I could see myself buying some of her other works if they became available as patterns for stuff and not just prints. I like the vibes, but they aren't the sort of thing I would personally dedicate wall space to, y'know?
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Binx is redeeming herself by starting incredibly dumb drama about Kawan trying to lie about alliances
 
I'm getting real sick of Binx's lying about people "threatening" her and "assaulting" her. So lame.

I'm also sick of Fatty constantly backing up Binx and Payton, trying to make the Persian guy calm down. Fuck that, tell him to get revenge.
 
Its Vladi Bby said:
the pajeet was trying to save face by goading Burt into a winnable fight. Thats why production intervened.
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I didn't see him challenge Burt to a fight but yeah they shouldn't be fighting and that's weak of kwab. I'm not arguing that he's not a bitch. But all production has to do was say "you guys aren't allowed to fight" instead of jets retarded boss baby bit.
 
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