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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
BullfrogBill said:
I'm getting real sick of Binx's lying about people "threatening" her and "assaulting" her. So lame.
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She planned the whole thing with Payton to start drama - she went in to the penthouse to push Kawan's buttons, escalated it to drink throwing while yelling (bringing much of the house upstairs), and then was able to misrepresent what happened to everyone with Payton backing her up that actually Kawan started it... and managed to gaslight him enough to think that he actually tried to throw a drink on her first.
It's reprehensible but undeniably good tactics, and was pretty entertaining.
 
Just Some Other Guy said:
It's really her only weapon to farm pity.
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Literally every time Binx starts shit she will immediately run to the other fish and claim they tried to "hurt her". I get frustrated at a primal level seeing that shit, Payton does the same thing but much less because she rarely does anything anyway.

She's still talking to the other fish about how "scared" she is of Kawam now. I hate her with a passion.
 
For anyone else who also records using ppv
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new powercouple
sky "uwu we need to work on your confidence"
kevin - some mealy mouth shit, not even sure he wants to be here
 
BullfrogBill said:
Literally every time Binx starts shit she will immediately run to the other fish and claim they tried to "hurt her". I get frustrated at a primal level seeing that shit, Payton does the same thing but much less because she rarely does anything anyway.

She's still talking to the other fish about how "scared" she is of Kawam now. I hate her with a passion.
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If anyone gave her just a bit of skepticism her whole game would fall apart. Too bad they surround her with pansy retards. Except Luke, I'm hoping he's just keeping his schemes more internalized.
 
Fatty keeps derailing everything by insisting people "give us a moment" alone with one or two fish, so he can share his opinions and hold court while making anything interesting run out of steam. He just stopped Luke joining in on the Binx and Payton debrief. Fatty needs to be retired soon, I think.
 
AssignedEva said:
Fatty keeps derailing everything by insisting people "give us a moment" alone with one or two fish, so he can share his opinions and hold court while making anything interesting run out of steam. He just stopped Luke joining in on the Binx and Payton debrief. Fatty needs to be retired soon, I think.
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We need Tyrell to put fatty away.
 
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this mormon nigga getting a handjob :story:
he was just tellin luke "can you let me know if somethings goin on, im not uh im not inclined to move around right now"
and luke was like wtf are you talkin about lmao
 
Its Vladi Bby said:
Whats good, is Binx has cried assault so much now, any male fish can give her a good bop and the house wont believe her anymore than they already do. You would probably have to press one of the books against her head and hit that really hard, some kind of way to not leave a bruise. But the door is open now.
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The problem is that all the men will ALWAYS believe her and if they don't believe her they will team up with her anyway for whatever reason (Like Luke is doing). I've accepted that Binx and Payton have a circle of protection cast on them and they will win this season with no problems or pushback. Simps and Wiggers will be very happy.
 
BullfrogBill said:
The problem is that all the men will ALWAYS believe her and if they don't believe her they will team up with her anyway for whatever reason (Like Luke is doing). I've accepted that Binx and Payton have a circle of protection cast on them and they will win this season with no problems or pushback. Simps and Wiggers will be very happy.
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production tells her to participate more so she does it in her spastic cuban way.
 
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It appears that Kawan had a little cry but tried to hide it from the cameras. He's moping a lot having confided in Luke earlier he's scared of production yelling at him more, and Binkx's Machiavellian ploy seems to have knocked the wind out of him even further.
 
BullfrogBill said:
The problem is that all the men will ALWAYS believe her and if they don't believe her they will team up with her anyway for whatever reason (Like Luke is doing). I've accepted that Binx and Payton have a circle of protection cast on them and they will win this season with no problems or pushback. Simps and Wiggers will be very happy.
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I mean, the OG 3 are supposed to win and Luke is meant to help with that, so he has two choices.

Help the Archon Binx or the non-entity Paytroon with their female conflict strategy of claiming abuse.

Or help Burt cum into a MAGA hat and reset his brain after every 8 TTS's.

All things considered, it's the choice I would make as well.
 
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Binkx has actually set a stolen baby on fire in the fireplace; Fatty is freaking out because the plastic fumes might be toxic.
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Unfortunately Ben has decided to smother any further content by putting them all on house cleaning duty.
 
After seeing Fatty coach Binx into burning Kawam's baby I'm starting to wonder if the point of this whole Famous House 2.0 was meant to be "bully training" for Binx and Payton, Just like late s2 was nothing but the fish teaming up to bully the new freeloaders like Greg instead of each other. Very fucking gay if that's the case.
 
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