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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
At least Kawan duct taped Binx to a chair. If only someone would take the initiative and deploy the mustard.
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It's crazy how every season Jet and production gets sick by week 5, godforbid these retards just eat healthy or drink a glass of water during the season.
AssignedEva said:
You smash cardboard, you smash glass, I smash the expensive shit"
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Maybe he should have said something before telling the contestants or letting chat's through suggesting they smash expensive shit. But that would take time away from sweeping up for binx
BullfrogBill said:
I'm very disappointed that Luke is teaming up with Payton and Binx now, he was supposed to be their enemy and make living in that house hell for them.

Did KingCobraJFS cast a circle of protection on Payton and Binx or something? It's pretty bad when even Luke doesn't want to fuck with them.
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He probably got told by production, as the neg ratings every time I bring it up has shown most people didn't really give as much of a fuck about Brandon as they pretended. The balenciaga boy named Jet probably told Luke to be nicer to them.
Spergichu said:
I can't believe Binx burned Lactasia, the baby named after the child drag queen her bestie Brandon helped groom.
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Nifty is also a big fan of child drag queens. But I guess you're fine with that
Polska krowa said:
Getting rid of Luke when they did was the biggest mistake the wiggers made.
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Not offing themselves was the biggest mistake the wiggers made
 
Fatty nearly derailed their "bit" so they're getting him to repeat what they said verbatim ("Vance misread the script, but the red gem is the elimination gem so the rules mean you have to leave")
 
What is the real reason? Was it her saying she recognized the name Fishtank? Or her talking candidly about her contract to the other fish?
 
The Blue Morpho said:
Fuck production fuck Jet this is gay
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What's so monumentally fustrating to me is that this was one of the best Fish Tank casts there has ever been. But production are still making the same mistakes after not making them (as much) with Bloodgames.

Massive production L, Goran.
 
3 Seasons in, and some of you spaz's still don't realize the show trolls the viewers as well as the "contestants" yet? You deserve to lose that black baby fam.
 
If I had to guess why Turbo is being eliminated it's because she was too popular as a new fish and many people stated that they liked her more than Binx and Payton. The site chat, Xitter, and this thread liked her a lot and she had more endorsements than the other "new fish" by far (not counting Luke). It's clear that the wiggers are very desperate to make people like Binx and Payton again since there have been many people saying that Binx and Payton have their negative TTS denied as well as muting people for shit talking Binx and Payton in their chat and this is their way of removing the competition while also thinning their numbers.

Feel free to disagree but this is my theory.
 
BullfrogBill said:
If I had to guess why Turbo is being eliminated it's because she was too popular as a new fish and many people stated that they liked her more than Binx and Payton. The site chat, Xitter, and this thread liked her a lot and she had more endorsements than the other "new fish" by far (not counting Luke). It's clear that the wiggers are very desperate to make people like Binx and Payton again since there have been many people saying that Binx and Payton have their negative TTS denied and this is their way of removing the competition while also thinning their numbers.

Feel free to disagree but this is my theory.
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That's not a bad idea, she had been catching up on endorsements
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The Blue Morpho said:
What is the real reason? Was it her saying she recognized the name Fishtank? Or her talking candidly about her contract to the other fish?
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Her knowing fishtank means nothing because all the fishtoy receipts have the fishtank email on it. Jet and Sam are probably still mad at Alyssa from yesterday so they’re taking their anger out on Turbo cus she used to do OF
 
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