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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
People need to stop with this cope that Binx only supported Brandon because "it's the game". She privately said to Payton in confessional that she had no issues with Brandon and would have actually posted the Lactacia picture on her own website because "it's not even bad." and the drag fit was "cool". She had no strategic advantage saying this shit, or saying "Brandon I fuck with you" when she was alone after he was eliminated.

And this is ignoring the fact that Sam directly gave her a mission to not support him. She ignored that which upset Sam. Nothing she did was for "the game" She supported Brandon at her own detriment because she feels so strongly that Brandon didn't do anything wrong.

The tank collectively decided that missions are gaslights with no consequences for ignoring and no prize for following through with after the diary thing. TTS affirmed this at the time. Half the time Sam brings them into the confessional it's to gaslight them or tell them bullshit, why would she believe him this time? Nifty, a pedo, is friends with production, who's to say Brandon wasn't there to distract them from the actual mission of eliminating the real fish?
 
Since Luke's return to the tank two things have become crystal clear, he not only should win the 50k but he should be hired to be a producer for future seasons.
 
Turbo doesn't do much. She rarely talks or interacts with the other contestants unless she's forced to. At every opportunity, she crawls back to her room rather than hang out with the others. She's had her moments, deep-throating the hotdog, putting the octopus on her head, explaining contracts to the fish, and letting Kuwait rizz her up a bit, only to reject him. Other than that, she's been nontent, and her rising popularity is coming from coomer simps who have watched her porno, not due to her performance on the show.
 
If only someone would take the initiative and deploy the mustard.
They can't mustard anyone in the kitchen because Fatty's running a cooking competition between Tony and Sky, production has insisted they need the house clean to film bits this evening, the fish all seem to think "no more eliminations" is a production gaslight, and Fatty's court has established that if you make a mess to fuck with someone then you will have to clean it up personally (which is why Binx was sentenced to clean Star's bed) and if you refuse to clean you'll get eliminated like Alyssa. It's enforced nontent.
 
Jet has the final say. It's his show. Sam obviously has say but Jet has the final say. Sam has mentioned this many times.
They’ve claimed as much but I think the disconnect between production’s actions and Sam’s the night the pedo got kicked show it isn’t really the case. Based on production messages Jet was prepared to have him stay on the show and get bullied until he quit, but Sam wasn’t having any of it and put his foot down to get the faggot out then and there. It’s “Jet’s show” only insofar as Sam allows.
 
Turbo was kicked because she was coddling Kebab, who is a petulant bitch and the perfect target to fuck with. Another reason would be that she was a "Josie-like". Popular for doing basically nothing (in terms of drama/content) and playing with plushies. Or just by random chance.

Binx is one of the most hated fish at the moment and is the perfect tool to fuck with the audience. Frank's second visit is going to be a lot more interesting.
 
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Turbo doesn't do much. She rarely talks or interacts with the other contestants unless she's forced to. At every opportunity, she crawls back to her room rather than hang out with the others. She's had her moments, deep-throating the hotdog, putting the octopus on her head, explaining contracts to the fish, and letting Kuwait rizz her up a bit, only to reject him. Other than that, she's been nontent, and her rising popularity is coming from coomer simps who have watched her porno, not due to her performance on the show.
shes done more than the black bitches
 
If I had to guess why Turbo is being eliminated it's because she was too popular as a new fish and many people stated that they liked her more than Binx and Payton. The site chat, Xitter, and this thread liked her a lot and she had more endorsements than the other "new fish" by far (not counting Luke). It's clear that the wiggers are very desperate to make people like Binx and Payton again since there have been many people saying that Binx and Payton have their negative TTS denied as well as muting people for shit talking Binx and Payton in their chat and this is their way of removing the competition while also thinning their numbers.

Feel free to disagree but this is my theory.
Good theory.
They’ve claimed as much but I think the disconnect between production’s actions and Sam’s the night the pedo got kicked show it isn’t really the case. Based on production messages Jet was prepared to have him stay on the show and get bullied until he quit, but Sam wasn’t having any of it and put his foot down to get the faggot out then and there. It’s “Jet’s show” only insofar as Sam allows.
Another theory: Jet was feeling emasculated like Kawan after Sam big-dicked him over Brandon and has been letting out his frustration through his little screaming fits and tantrums ever since.
 
Turbo doesn't do much. She rarely talks or interacts with the other contestants unless she's forced to. At every opportunity, she crawls back to her room rather than hang out with the others. She's had her moments, deep-throating the hotdog, putting the octopus on her head, explaining contracts to the fish, and letting Kuwait rizz her up a bit, only to reject him. Other than that, she's been nontent, and her rising popularity is coming from coomer simps who have watched her porno, not due to her performance on the show.
Simps L. Simps eternal L

Imagine looking for waifu material on Fish Tank
 
The tank collectively decided that missions are gaslights with no consequences for ignoring and no prize for following through with after the diary thing. TTS affirmed this at the time. Half the time Sam brings them into the confessional it's to gaslight them or tell them bullshit, why would she believe him this time? Nifty, a pedo, is friends with production, who's to say Brandon wasn't there to distract them from the actual mission of eliminating the real fish?
Because Sam kicked the faggot out after no one else took the initiative, retard. Sam was obviously fuming when he was trying to get it in their heads in confessional that Brandon is a fucking freak and he wants him gone. Why do you think Sam told Binx the next day "When there's a nasty freak in the house and I tell you to fuck with him, I expect you to do it."
 
Turbo doesn't do much. She rarely talks or interacts with the other contestants unless she's forced to. At every opportunity, she crawls back to her room rather than hang out with the others. She's had her moments, deep-throating the hotdog, putting the octopus on her head, explaining contracts to the fish, and letting Kuwait rizz her up a bit, only to reject him. Other than that, she's been nontent, and her rising popularity is coming from coomer simps who have watched her porno, not due to her performance on the show.
What exactly is she meant to do? They've barely hassled the contestants, at most lightly throwing their stuff around (hellhouse!). The only entertainment the past 4 days is Luke's charismatic energy. Even Burt's schizobabble is boring now. Payton has done less than Turbo
 
but I'm really starting to dislike unibrow and his boss baby antics
I said people would turn on him by Thanksgiving and like my haters have proven everyone hates someone for being right all the time
Wtf. They eliminating turbo? Why?
Because she sided with Brandon when literally no one else in the house did (this will be Jets actual explanation)
She ignored that which upset Sam.
Jet clearly ignores Sans orders all the time and also supports Brandon. When you cancel out like factors at least she's trying to make content.
Jet thought it would be funny after taking a huge rip of galaxy gas
That's also why he put Brandon on after seeing him naked around kids
3 Seasons in, and some of you spaz's still don't realize the show trolls the viewers as well as the "contestants" yet? You deserve to lose that black baby fam.
My favorite troll was letting on the dude making drag clothes for kids. They really got us there.
The tank collectively decided that missions are gaslights with no consequences for ignoring and no prize for following through with after the diary thing. TTS affirmed this at the time. Half the time Sam brings them into the confessional it's to gaslight them or tell them bullshit, why would she believe him this time? Nifty, a pedo, is friends with production, who's to say Brandon wasn't there to distract them from the actual mission of eliminating the real fish?
You're correct but about half the users ITT HATE when people call that out. They really seem to get pissed if you mention comments production has made about pedos or how they'll wear merch from drag queen kid supporters like balenciaga.

They even will use (but he had a picture on a piece of paper!) as if the initial gaslight didn't have them creating an entire Hulu page and trailer.
 
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Burt embracing his new persona may be the most entertaining thing we'll get for the rest of today, based on the mood production are in
 
"When there's a nasty freak in the house and I tell you to fuck with him, I expect you to do it."
So does Sam just not tell Jet this stuff? Also which nasty freak are you talking about Nifty, Burt, Brandon? They just have so many on and depending on how Sam feels you might get production attacking you for fucking with them
 
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