🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[bookers]

luke is trying his hardest to gas up kuwait about the boxing match and tell him he's a great contestant and to keep being an asshole
kuwait is still coping about it and saying luke hit him in the back of the head.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

What exactly is she meant to do? They've barely hassled the contestants, at most lightly throwing their stuff around (hellhouse!). The only entertainment the past 4 days is Luke's charismatic energy. Even Burt's schizobabble is boring now. Payton has done less than Turbo

They're meant to take part in activities and interact with other fish. She didn't do that unless she was forced to.

I don't like Payton much either, but she at least participates in challenges and has interacted directly with Fatty, Binx, Lilly, that scary-looking troon Sky, and Star just in the last 24 hours. She didn't have to be forced to do this, she likes hanging out with the other fish and talking rather than being alone. Unlike Shelby.

 

[Two Little Nigger Babies]

Simps L. Simps eternal L

Imagine looking for waifu material on Fish Tank

I think it's very porn brained of you to think that simply liking a contestant who is female automatically makes you a simp. Not to power level too much but this season has attracted more female fans like myself. She was the only relatable girl this season. I think a lot of female fans were releaved to finally have a girl who wasn't constantly nagging, doing a baby voice, or complaining.

 

[BruceOfHeem]

Production eliminated Turbo because she was a threat to Payton and Binx and no other reason

 

[john oliver enjoyer]

I think it's very porn brained of you to think that simply liking a contestant who is female automatically makes you a simp. Not to power level too much but this season has attracted more female fans like myself. She was the only relatable girl this season. I think a lot of female fans were releaved to finally have a girl who wasn't constantly nagging, doing a baby voice, or complaining.

She was literally a semiretarded piece of furniture (endearing). I don't understand the kick

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

I think it's very porn brained of you to think that simply liking a contestant who is female automatically makes you a simp. Not to power level too much but this season has attracted more female fans like myself. She was the only relatable girl this season. I think a lot of female fans were releaved to finally have a girl who wasn't constantly nagging, doing a baby voice, or complaining.

I'm just getting that vibe by how FT chat has been reacting to her.

I don't understand how anybody in this house except Luke is relatable. Then again I live a fairly average life so *big shrug*

*Edit* Or maybe production is right and 75% of americans really are current or former pornstars and I'm the wrong one. So be it.

 

[Asperchewy]

Kwait is still coping about it and saying luke hit him in the back of the head.

Kuwait's Spin move is called a "Vertical Jafar"

 

[BullfrogBill]

Frank's second visit is going to be a lot more interesting.

Bring back Jeff and his Fall River homies (and Frank).

I'll believe it when I see it. Frank took it really easy on Binx and Payton and when Mizzy stated that to Frank in her stream he had no answers for it besides a half assed "I tried". I hope I'm wrong but my gut is telling me that Frank is going to target the new fish and he's gonna leave Binx and Payton alone.

 

[Two Little Nigger Babies]

She was literally a semiretarded piece of furniture (endearing). I don't understand the kick

I found her to be very observant and humble. She liked to be quiet and listen to the other fish for info and then carpet bomb them with the info she had collected at the most explosive opportunity. I also feel like she was just now starting to come out of her shell. She has only been here 3 days.

 

[Terror Sandwich]

They eliminated her because they didn't want another nontent queen simpbait getting too far into the competition while doing nothing.

 

[12345678901]

I like that literal whores like Turbo are getting removed but why not by torture?

 

[bango skank]

She was literally a semiretarded piece of furniture (endearing). I don't understand the kick

Semiretarded, sure, but she’s also the only fish who actually read and negotiated her contract and she’s picked up on a few things that none of the other fish noticed but was brushed off or ignored by the rest.

 

[AssignedEva]

They're meant to take part in activities and interact with other fish

The activity right now is "sit quietly in the the kitchen while Fatty dances and yells about food that Tony and Sky made"

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

The activity right now is "sit quietly in the the kitchen while Fatty dances and yells about food that Tony and Sky made"
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For real. Getting burned out on Fatty real fast this time around. Alex Stein interacting with Burt was way better.

Watching Chirs spar with Sam was better that most of his fish directing.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

The activity right now is "sit quietly in the the kitchen while Fatty dances and yells about food that Tony and Sky made"
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It really feels like jet doesn't even watch the show.

 

[cold ramen]

They eliminated her because they didn't want another nontent queen simpbait getting too far into the competition while doing nothing.

So they can give 50k to one of the other nontent queen simpbaits?

I think Turbo could've been the only FH 2.0 girl fish to not insta-leave, at least that's my impression. The others (Star, Lily, Sky) will likely dip the moment production do more than just move their clothes around.

I'm probably done with the show, at least for now - none of the contestants are worth watching other than Luke, who's probably not eligible to win. Hassle's on holiday and will only be back on Monday, leaving us with 4 more days of frat house nontent or CRAZY hellhouse activities like a human hamster ball

 

[The Tall Man]

I'll believe it when I see it. Frank took it really easy on Binx and Payton and when Mizzy stated that to Frank in her stream he had no answers for it besides a half assed "I tried". I hope I'm wrong but my gut is telling me that Frank is going to target the new fish and he's gonna leave Binx and Payton alone.

If they coddle someone to victory again then I am done with FTL.

 

[CoolSixtyNiner]

Found this on xitter

 

[john oliver enjoyer]

I found her to be very observant and humble. She liked to be quiet and listen to the other fish for info and then carpet bomb them with the info she had collected at the most explosive opportunity. I also feel like she was just now starting to come out of her shell. She has only been here 3 days.

I was just trying to be funny. Agreed, if she had a few more days maybe she could've made content beyond having a plushie on her head. I don't really care she's a whore, every earnest reality contestant is scum so it's moot. I was looking forward to her doing something in the coming days but I guess Vance had to be le funny

 

[bango skank]

If they coddle someone to victory again then I am done with FTL.

Just accept they’re handing the W to stinx, we all know it’s going to end up that way.