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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
I think they pulled her out before things descend into insanity. Chat would've rioted. The fish that's left? They all deserve it. Except for Kevin maybe.
This is sort of what I'm thinking.
They were purging the normies before things got weird.
Like I can't imagine wanting to do hell house stuff with star, she's just too nice.
 
Feels like Season 3 is mirroring every other show where they think subverting your expectations is a substitute for quality. At this point I don't even care if they coddle Binx to first place, it means I never have to waste time caring about this garbage again.
Everyone called that Binx was gonna be coddled to first place on day 1, Sam included. Doing that is the exact opposite of subverting expectations.
 
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Posthumous Star W: Jet was grilling the fish about who took Sky's fishbucks. It transpires Star found them and took them with her downstairs, so hopefully she gets to keep them.
Edit: Uh oh, Burt asked Vance about something so Vance is going to go "check the rulebook". The rulebook that says red rubies = elimination.
 
If the Wiggers like you, I think they show you the whole setup downstairs and give you the rundown of what's going on. If they don't, it's GTFO the front door and get booted.

Pretty sure it's just how dramatic they want to be or not. I think everyone ends up in the basement regardless of what door they leave through. As bombastic and hostile as Simmons getting kicked seemed, in the episode edits, you can see that they immediately took him to the basement after walking him out the front door, and Sam told him they were just playing it up for the cameras and said he was going to transfer his pay to him.
 
I really miss the Hysterical breakup sfx, the sfxs this season suck. too much AI ones and Mariarchi band ones.
 
I really miss the Hysterical breakup sfx, the sfxs this season suck. too much AI ones and Mariarchi band ones.
Breakup SFX is my favorite, but if someone would actually fuck with Payton and piss her off you can hear it for real.

I miss the Trump TTS voice too but the wiggers said Elevenlabs banned "real people" and that they can't use the Trump voice anymore.
 
Breakup SFX is my favorite, but if someone would actually fuck with Payton and piss her off you can hear it for real.

I miss the Trump TTS voice too but the wiggers said Elevenlabs banned "real people" and that they can't use the Trump voice anymore.
Past seasons had some real bangers.
 
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