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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
They should have left Kevin with the crystal and kept Kuwait. Kuwait is obnoxious, but he's a decent heel and provides more content than Kevin. If Burt wasn't protecting Kevin, he'd be gone.
 
CHRIS IS 292 POUNDS
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Kawan managed to get Payton to help him hide it, but is now melting down and smoking two cigarettes at once. He tried to Rules Lawyer Sam by saying Computer said it would let him eliminate someone, and Sam just told him "you know the computer is other people, right?" (which he did not)
 
i know i am the very small minority of people in this thread who enjoy sam's boxing moments because I'm a massive combats sports fan

there's a bunch of shit going on in b1 but I'm autistically watching luke throw right hooks
its fun when its attached to the show but when its peripheral just makes it seem sam thinks hes better than fishtank
 
Kawan has actually got rid of it a couple of times and for some reason takes it back like a retard
It's because he can't understand if the rules are being in your stuff, being the last person to touch it, accepting it willingly or smashing it and whether or not it means it eliminates you or you eliminate someone else.
Spoiler: it doesn't matter because it's a bit
Kevin's been scouted by a Mormon modelling agency that watches Famous House, and needs to leave now for his first show as he's already booked
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Kevin is being booted now. Ben says they have been contacted by a "Mormon modeling agency" that saw him on the show, so they sold his contract off to them. He has to leave Fishtank but has "another gig lined up".

Kevin is extremely suspicious of this but is going along with it.
 
They're probably going to do a grueling multi-day finale like they've always done. Chances of Fatty being removed before this finale is almost 0% imho.
I don't even know why they have him listed as a fish because he's not, he's allowed to go downstairs and is treated more or less like Jobe.
 
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I'll admit keeping Kawan on edge is starting to become amusing as his nerves are utterly shot. Ben called him into the confessional but is making him watch a TikTok about cartoon animals and which one you'd pick to drive you home if you were drunk
 
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