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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Norstein Bekkler said:
fatty: "our mission was to fuck with these guys, and mission fuckin success ladies and gentlemen"
about as successful as a fuckin youtube fart prank where an old black lady at walmart just uncomfortably stares at the weird dude with a fart machine
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Production literally ejected almost all of them in very lame, very short sessions with zero entertainment value. People in the house huffing their own farts
 
Norstein Bekkler said:
fatty: "our mission was to fuck with these guys, and mission fuckin success ladies and gentlemen"
about as successful as a fuckin youtube fart prank where an old black lady at walmart just uncomfortably stares at the weird dude with a fart machine
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Yeah they didn't really drive anyone out. Almost everyone was arbitrarily told to leave by production. Whole thing was pretty mids.
 
Binx and Payton all of a sudden have huge egos after doing nothing. Burt still has no fucking clue what's going on or is at least acting like it. Fatty is still in the tank. Jobe is supposedly leaving. At least Luke is still here.
 
sum ting wong said:
Binx and Payton all of a sudden have huge egos after doing nothing. Burt still has no fucking clue what's going on or is at least acting like it. Fatty is still in the tank. Jobe is supposedly leaving. At least Luke is still here.
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Yep. Wanted the 2.0 cast to run from the house in tears. Instead got....this. Amazing. Kawan actually provided the best entertainment in the end.
 
usually when sam hassles someone as they are getting ready to leave its funny because they deserve it for whining or being a bitch. This time was just petty. Maybe i am being rused
 
Trying to make the "og fish" likeable is going to be a real uphill battle. There's no one to root for aside from Luke and Jobe, and they're not even in the runnings.
 
Just Some Other Guy said:
Yep. Wanted the 2.0 cast to run from the house in tears. Instead got....this. Amazing. Kawan actually provided the best entertainment in the end.
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Yeah I can't really knock how he handled his exit too much. They kept jerking him around and its not really his fault he's too dense to see they're just mocking him. Then he smashes some of their shit on the way out, which is based. I would love to see his exit interview.
 
jokerstrlck said:
usually when sam hassles someone as they are getting ready to leave its funny because they deserve it for whining or being a bitch. This time was just petty. Maybe i am being rused
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..are you talking about kwan?
he was trying to big time people the whole time he was there
he put up a good fight with blockading doors and shit and he left relatively unscathed
if sam wanted wanted to fuck him he would have kicked his ass or something
they kicked so many people unceremoniously today, he wasnt the only one

@c.cactus its a meme
 
bookers said:
..are you talking about kwan?
he was trying to big time people the whole time he was there
he put up a good fight with blockading doors and shit and he left relatively unscathed
if sam wanted wanted to fuck him he would have kicked his ass or something
they kicked so many people unceremoniously today, he wasnt the only one
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they told him to be an asshole i dont know why the end had to be jerking him around
 
Norstein Bekkler said:
fatty: "our mission was to fuck with these guys, and mission fuckin success ladies and gentlemen"
about as successful as a fuckin youtube fart prank where an old black lady at walmart just uncomfortably stares at the weird dude with a fart machine
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The old black lady: Star
 
snort inquisition said:
famouse house part 2 was stupid as fuck, honestly even despite the good moments every idea has been pretty fucking bad, and now we have duds as contestants that could win, what an unsatisfying end
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First, we ask them to leave!

but then when they're almost gone, we pretend to ask them to stay!

ONLY THEN we tell them to leave anyway!

HAHAHAHAHA HELL HOUSE
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