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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Anyone else getting sort a creeping realization Burt may not be okay after this? Like the show is going to end and he won't be able to deal with day to day life again or will lose it completely? I've been thinking about this... His grasp on reality was already tenuous and has been totally unwoven.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
Anyone else getting sort a creeping realization Burt may not be okay after this? Like the show is going to end and he won't be able to deal with day to day life again or will lose it compeltely? I've been thinking about this... His grasp on reality was already tenuous and has been totally unwoven.
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Eh idk about that. He's unmedicated, so I'm sure once he's out, the family he does talk to will take care of him.
 
Burt Meltdown from earlier tonight:




Binx better sleep with one eye open, Burt is gonna go Regina George Mode on her ass. :story:
 
Sicko Hunter said:
Anyone else getting sort a creeping realization Burt may not be okay after this? Like the show is going to end and he won't be able to deal with day to day life again or will lose it completely? I've been thinking about this... His grasp on reality was already tenuous and has been totally unwoven.
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Nah. Burt's day to day life was fucking men in the ass and getting his cock sucked by men then posting it on twitter. He will be no more fucked up now than when he entered the tank. May be better off even.
 
The show is going to end with Burt shifting into a British accent and revealing he's a very serious straight laced actor. (It won't but that would be funny)
 
Burts schizo writing in the penthouse now and has written his Casus belli for his war against Binx
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Luke's pep talk with Burt just now was masterful, quoting the Odyssey and teaching Burt to wait for the right time to strike Binx where it hurts instead of randomly blowing up like a child. He reminded Burt that Binx is a literal witch and nasty person so he has to play it smart to defeat her. He reminded him to internalize everything she's done to him and never forget it and feel no remorse.

Luke and Burt are tugging this show along on their shoulders
 
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