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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
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Season 3 is still the best season and had a lot of fun watching those people so far. The Xavier & Burt scene was pure fanservice for those who loved 2.5 (which was amazing) and I commend the wiggers for including it. I expected week 5 of the current season to be complete nontent like S2, but Burt, Fatty, Binx and Luke consistently come up with their own stuff to fuck with each other and still make it fun to watch. The Thanksgiving dinner scene was also surprisingly good and one of the moments where Fatty had his moment.

Aside from that, Payton literally does nothing and is boring.
 
Osama Bin Laden said:
is it safe to say alex reads his thread?
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Doesn't this motherfucker have like a $35k tax lien on one of his properties right now? lol. This bitch. He's also in a budget room on a Celebrity Cruise rn, his stateroom doesn't have windows and he's eating at one of the budget ship restaurants, walking around, flexing. You don't even get to pick which restaurant you eat at when you're on the budget plan, bro. You eat where they allow you to that night. P-p-p-pore.
 
Grim_Autismo said:
Doesn't this motherfucker have like a $35k tax lien on one of his properties right now? lol. This bitch. He's also in a budget room on a Celebrity Cruise rn, his stateroom doesn't have windows and he's eating at one of the budget ship restaurants, walking around, flexing. You don't even get to pick which restaurant you eat at when you're on the budget plan, bro. You eat where they allow you to that night. P-p-p-pore.
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Resorts > Cruises


Somehow, Luke's contrived plan of starting a fake D&D campaign with the goal of trapping Fatty downstairs worked.
 
Blitzsneed said:
Season 3 is still the best season and had a lot of fun watching those people so far. The Xavier & Burt scene was pure fanservice for those who loved 2.5 (which was amazing) and I commend the wiggers for including it. I expected week 5 of the current season to be complete nontent like S2, but Burt, Fatty, Binx and Luke consistently come up with their own stuff to fuck with each other and still make it fun to watch. The Thanksgiving dinner scene was also surprisingly good and one of the moments where Fatty had his moment.

Aside from that, Payton literally does nothing and is boring.
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Let’s see if they can stick the landing. Season three is objectively better, and the first half was incredibly good. It’s the second half that’s dragging it down. Season one and season two had lower points, but season 3 was so good for that first half that when comparing the current state of the show to it, it’s just depressing. I guess the best way to describe it season three had a worse collapse, but it’s low points aren’t as bad as the other season’s. They had lightning in a bottle five different times this season and dropped it every time lol, that’s the tragedy of this season
 
I think they're just getting as much mileage out of they can by trying to run Burt through being every single walking black man cliche possible - now he's a pimp I guess

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That ain't no trophy. It's a gold chalice for the pimp to drink from.
 
If this is their way to kick Burt out I hope they're ready for the show to nosedive into a mountain with the final two being a goblina and a nontent girl.
 
Payton and Binx just did 'Rock Paper Scissors' for second place.

Of course the two lesbians scissored each other on the first go!

(Payton won on the second round by switching to rock)


 
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