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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
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Here's some screen shots from today while we wait for Famous House 3.0 Bloodgames to start:

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Zoc Verde said:
Evidence for it being over :
  • Payton's weird behavior last night and today, her following disappearance.
  • The fucking site is offline
  • "Thanks for watching!"
  • The ending speech in B1
  • "We tried to do a Truman Show ending but it fell apart."
  • "My real name is Sam."
Evidence against it being over:
  • The giggling and laughing during the ending speech.
  • The lack of effort and defeatism in the last 2 hours.
  • Mobile Cameras teased/set up.
  • This has been done twice before.
  • This ending would completely suck.
  • Schitty is right outside and has been teased.
  • Xavier's involvement in the show and anti-climactic exit.
Anything else we can think of?
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Payton died say something about going outside earlier. Fatty talking about dressing for the cold... Fatty also dressing like a Red Dead Redemption 2 character (like Brian).
 
I have a confession to make while the cameras are down. I have never finished a season of Fishtank. I watched S1 religiously for about 3 weeks then gradually lost interest but sort of kept up with the thread for info. S2 went to shit a lot faster than that and I didn't even keep up on news about it because I didn't care. Was busy during Bloodgames/Bitchtank. This is the only season that has captivated me to the point where I actually want to do the work and catch up when I fall behind instead of just saying fuck it and quitting. Can't wait for one more week of nonsense.
 
Agares said:
Yeah this has to be way too much for him right now.
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I think they're explaining to Burt everything right now - This is the Truman Show moment: https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Christian_Weston_Chandler's_FUTURE_MESSAGE


I think Burt has resonated with so many people. He has especially resonated with me. Life is strange, there's so many bad things in it but there are beautiful things too. This is the first time I've enjoyed anything and had a smile on my dial in a long time and been so invested in something - for all of fishtank's imperfections, for all of Sam Hyde's imperfections, for all of Jet Neptune's imperfections and all of our own imperfections, one thing is clear: Burt is perfect.

I want him to win. I fully endorse Burt.

Go Burt!
 
neger psykolog said:
I think Burt has resonated with so many people. He has especially resonated with me. Life is strange, there's so many bad things in it but there are beautiful things too. This is the first time I've enjoyed anything and had a smile on my dial in a long time and been so invested in something - for all of fishtank's imperfections, for all of Sam Hyde's imperfections, for all of Jet Neptune's imperfections and all of our own imperfections, one thing is clear: Burt is perfect.

I want him to win. I fully endorse Burt.

Go Burt!
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if you really think sam is gonna give a hypersexual nigger faggot 50k to get more fake mucles implanted so he can look better while he fucks random dudes 24/7 im sorry but you got another thing coming
 
pinstripe said:
if you really think sam is gonna give a hypersexual nigger faggot 50k to get more fake mucles implanted so he can look better while he fucks random dudes 24/7 im sorry but you got another thing coming
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Instead he'll give it to the bisexual polycule danger hair 36 year old vegan cuban goblin-witch
 
retard
Ha ha haaaa ha. I was out and didn't see this. I actually paypigged for TTS for the first time (against my partner's best wishes) but guess who is doing a credit card charge back right now?

Sam can go fuck himself for failing to let the shit that was happening play out, and for not putting Fatty away. If he wants my money, he should have at least tried. I'll tolerate Sam as long as he entertains me. I don't think an art school trust fund paedo autist will really understand how the world doesn't resolve around him until it financially bites.
 
Honestly if the show ended because of a failed bit that Burt was too retarded to get and Binx was too low energy to make people even care about....

....that'd be fitting. Oh, and Payton just being non-existent.
 
They're all just traveling to House 2 guys, Jeff has been leading his hobo work team in building Schitty 2.0 ever since he left. That's why they had to take the portapotty outside, OSHA shit.
how cold is it around there anyways?
 
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