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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
"We can't assault anyone in this car, right?" Burt asks as he checks his watch.


They're taking Fishtank on the road. Hawk cam for RV with the Fish + Sam and Eagle cam for Jet, Ben and Cowboy, no lights.
So instead of a return to Schitty, we get an ip2 throwback. I can get behind that. But where the fuck is Onlyusemeblade, person?
 
Alright wtf happened. I've been out of it for 2 hours because of plumbing problems at my place and finally got settled into the hotel. Are they in a damn RV or something??
Yeah, Sam's driving "the first leg." If I was a betting man I'd say they're driving around in big circles just to deposit them back in Schitty or a nearby property.
 
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This screen and the stock music is making me laugh. The song is so upbeat and it randomly interrupts the camera footage.
 
Yeah, Sam's driving "the first leg." If I was a betting man I'd say they're driving around in big circles just to deposit them back in Schitty or a nearby property.
I heard someone say that the rv arc is confirmed to last to 11/31. If thats true then vegas is only like 22hrs drive from their house. Just sayin. Sam did promise burt he would get him his bus to vegas.
 
I heard someone say that the rv arc is confirmed to last to 11/31. If thats true then vegas is only like 22hrs drive from their house. Just sayin. Sam did promise burt he would get him his bus to vegas.
I hope to god that you're right and they're going to Vegas, but I don't see how they could make that happen logistically. Even just in terms of setting up cameras and getting all the necessary people there. But (no homo) I would pay the wiggers $60 to see Burt's Big Las Vegas Adventure.
 
Yeah, Sam's driving "the first leg." If I was a betting man I'd say they're driving around in big circles just to deposit them back in Schitty or a nearby property.
Schitty would be garbage right now. Its like 25 degrees when the sun sets at about 4:30pm, and still cold during the day. Theyd just be sluggish and sitting around in snow gear
 
I heard someone say that the rv arc is confirmed to last to 11/31. If thats true then vegas is only like 22hrs drive from their house. Just sayin. Sam did promise burt he would get him his bus to vegas.
It's almost a two day drive from Massachusetts, buddy:

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And that's if you don't ever stop.
 
I wonder if this was why they asked Burt to make sure he had all his meds restocked. That probably means they are headed somewhere.
 
Schitty would be garbage right now. Its like 25 degrees when the sun sets at about 4:30pm, and still cold during the day. Theyd just be sluggish and sitting around in snow gear
True, that's what I was thinking too, but I just can't imagine what else they could have prepared. I'm assuming (maybe wrong) it would be easier and less risky to upgrade the buildings for winter use than set up a whole new environment, but who knows.

It's almost a two day drive from Massachusetts, buddy:

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And that's if you don't ever stop.
They don't need to stop ever, they have an unlimited supply of Zipp!
 
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