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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
<3 norafawn said:
Come on fags we’re not all American. What exactly is out “west” or ”middle america”?

help the rest of us out
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This big area is the middle. Everything on the left is West. Everything on right is East. If they're going to Vegas it's going to cross a lot of, mostly flat, rural areas. If you want to get more specific, look up the major US regions.
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username1811 said:
No they bought that Mcmansion for investment reasons. The wiggers gave up on having the show in the house after we all got so bored Sam had to pull a hail Mary and save the show with the RV trip.
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It would be stupid to give up on the property. They've invested a lot into it already and it's a good place to film a lot of MDE content.

Also I don't want them to sell Schitty.
 
BullfrogBill said:
I'm hoping this "comfy road trip" becomes a very uncomfy road trip very fast. I want this to be Hell House on Wheels.
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Exactly. I want chaos in here and there's nowhere to run or hide.

It took 34 days for Binx to throw food. Payton commented about "how long can we go on throwing food at each other" as if she engaged in it at all. I really don't get how people look at Binx and Payton and say "Oh, they suffered so much already" meanwhile the audience and production try to rewrite Burt's personality every other day or more.
 
#lurker said:
So we went from sitting around in a house to sitting in an RV. Wake me up when something actually happens.
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Proximity creates content. Honestly its been said before in this thread but it's worth repeating, probably the biggest mistake of Season 3 has been the size of the house. It's too big, especially with an ever dwindling cast. Give people less space to move around, the easier it is for them to interact with each other.
 
dreamlander said:
Proximity creates content. Honestly its been said before in this thread but it's worth repeating, probably the biggest mistake of Season 3 has been the size of the house. It's too big, especially with an ever dwindling cast. Give people less space to move around, the easier it is for them to interact with each other.
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Exactly. Tonight will be slow because it was a late start and the content is sleeping already. It's Jeff talking with Binx and Payton.
 
dreamlander said:
Proximity creates content. Honestly its been said before in this thread but it's worth repeating, probably the biggest mistake of Season 3 has been the size of the house. It's too big, especially with an ever dwindling cast. Give people less space to move around, the easier it is for them to interact with each other.
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They could have just called areas out of bounds as more people left. Ban the Penthouse, ban the yard, etc.
 
Aidan said:
This big area is the middle. Everything on the left is West. Everything on right is East. If they're going to Vegas it's going to cross a lot of, mostly flat, rural areas. If you want to get more specific, look up the major US regions.
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I was doing some research during the Great KF Cheese Wars and have this interesting bit of perspective for all the yuros in the thread:
Wyoming has a lower population density than Khazakhstan. 10+ states in middle America are ten times less densely populated than the average European country.

Be prepared for hours without cell coverage.
 
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I like the vibes, but I doubt I'll be watching this closely. Which is good lol. I think the show turns into a marathon for the viewers too.

Show needs to be 4 weeks going forward.

This season, some how, they ended up with some all time free loaders.

Jeff, the old bitch, Jobe, they all knocked it out of the park.
 
Its Vladi Bby said:
I like the vibes, but I doubt I'll be watching this closely. Which is good lol. I think the show turns into a marathon for the viewers too.

Show needs to be 4 weeks going forward.

This season, some how, they ended up with some all time free loaders.

Jeff, the old bitch, Jobe, they all knocked it out of the park.
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I hope the wiggers figure out what worked and stick with it for S4. Jobe, Jeff and Luke should come back as on/off again freeloaders, the season should be shorter and they need to plan out the challenges before the season starts.
 
The season 2 house was the perfect size for a live show where an entire house is miced up. The new house is awful. Yeah having schitty is nice I guess, but jet said there won't be a season 3.5 anyways so that isn't even that nice.
Go back to themed seasons, with smaller houses with lots of furniture.
 
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