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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
I'm surprised Mizzy isn't doing better. The cameras are following her too closely imho.

Mizzy offered to dance for them for $20. She doesn't realize that, under the canopy, you can get a near-naked bikini girl to dance for you and let you motorboat her and take pictures for $20.
 
If they are going to count the $20 the fans gave Binx they should have counted the $80 the fans gave Burt. Bullshit.
 
CzechYardManagementINC said:
Jeff: $11 (6 dollars, 5 over CashApp, and an unknown amount of change from two fans)
Burt: $120 (this was all fan money unfortunately)
Binx: $20 (there was a 20 that came from fans)
Luke: $18 (uncounted amount of change)
Chris: $3 (fan money, nobody wanted to hire a Gilbert Gottfried impersonator)
Mizzy: $5 (I think that's what it was, lmk if it's incorrect)
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The fish and freeloaders earnings through begging.
 
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Burt hit on the new guy who's been with them today. He identified himself as a "temporary hire"
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They're getting mobbed by fans.
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This is entertaining. A fan in a full military uniform came to take a picture with Burt. Mizzy says he should charge $20. The fan says "Typical Mizzy" but they don't hear and ask him to repeat. "Typical Mizzy! Fuckin' LEECH!!" then cue a random vegas tweaker asking Burt if he is Diddy "No I am Daddy Burt." Tweaker sticks around for about a minute, enjoying the camera
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Fatty asking homeless people for money in exchange for his extremely annoying and mediocre Gilbert Gottfried impression was a great moment.
 
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itogi said:
Direct link to his comment. The creep has a nerve to be a victim in this situation.
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He said the N word! That's totally worse than being part of a culture that grooms kids and then discards them when they start developing secondary sexual characteristics!

Notice how Desmond is Amazing fell off as soon as he was about 13-14? It's not about CELEBRATING CREATIVITY in the queer community, it's about using kids. If it were about celebrating young queer people, they'd grow up and still be stars. Sure, some may not make it, but none of these kids ever seem to blossom into anything. They're used and then discarded, and it's beyond fucked. But yes, let's focus on The Cheese Room.

I promise I won't sperg about this after this, it's just so annoying. We can go on about race politics but no one wants to talk about that elephant, it's fucked. Fuck that guy.
 
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