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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Ben mentioned possibly doing a "who can get kicked out of a business the fastest" challenge and I so hope they do it and hope the streams will work for it. Give us something lol
 
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no-exit said:
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The man is just utterly fascinating and watching him interact with anything is always interesting. I don't think he'll really ever do anything like this again, which is a shame, because he really deserves the Karl Pilkington treatment where they ship him around the world to see weird shit and just film his reactions. I will miss him interacting with the world. God speed, you wildly over-medicated, uncontrollable sex pervert with absolutely no memory or logical abilities.

foam rolla said:
The average Fish Tank fan.

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Also this made me laugh so hard, I thought it was a planned bit for a second but then their obvious and natural discomfort proved that these are real XL season pass holders.
 
The range staff had to have kept an extra eye on Burt. He's the kind of guy some gun stores wouldn't sell to based on his mannerisms alone.
 
Burt just ran away from the bus the fish were on and into a casino because he had to piss so bad, Luke chased after him with the camera and now the streams are dead again lol
 
Can someone tell me how these retards keep losing connection? It was excusable when they were in the RV traveling around bumfuck nowhere, but now they're in an actual city.
Is this a bit or do they just not give a shit about getting a proper connection?
 
mer569 said:
Can someone tell me how these retards keep losing connection? It was excusable when they were in the RV traveling around bumfuck nowhere, but now they're in an actual city.
Is this a bit or do they just not give a shit about getting a proper connection?
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I swear they must be using Metro PCS or Cricket or some other ghetto ass phone carrier for their hotspots.

Also Sam said they're going to the Prospector Saloon (in Goodsprings, of New Vegas fame). They're gonna do some Fallout.
 
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i know a lot of people hate fatty, and considered the days locked in the hotel with him to be hellish
but watching people do guided tour tourist trap shit is the most dull thing i can imagine, and i would gladly listen to fatty yap over this
 
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I've streamed on an LTE connection at times while traveling, it's not great, but it's not this bad. It could be that they're trying to tether SEVERAL DEVICES to a single connection and that's why it's this scuffed; if they had multiple sims it would probably be better. If you have access to the site Eagle is working for the moment. I know that one of their devices is a Pixel 9 (Binx said that during the RV trip) and you can dual SIM with an eSIM and a regular SIM card. There's just no excuse for the level of scuff we're experiencing lol. It's like none of the wiggers have ever traveled before, does Sam only fly?
 
Norstein Bekkler said:
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i know a lot of people hate fatty, and considered the days locked in the hotel with him to be hellish
but watching people do guided tour tourist trap shit is the most droll thing i can imagine, and i would gladly listen to fatty yap over this
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I was hoping Sam was going to hassle this guy during the tour and have it lead into the getting kicked out of businesses challenge but that's optimistic

I'd rather have Nick Caminos as a tour guide at this point lol
 
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Norstein Bekkler said:
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i know a lot of people hate fatty, and considered the days locked in the hotel with him to be hellish
but watching people do guided tour tourist trap shit is the most droll thing i can imagine, and i would gladly listen to fatty yap over this
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Shit's turning into Vlogtank now.
 
Grim_Autismo said:
I've streamed on an LTE connection at times while traveling, it's not great, but it's not this bad. It could be that they're trying to tether SEVERAL DEVICES to a single connection and that's why it's this scuffed; if they had multiple sims it would probably be better. If you have access to the site Eagle is working for the moment. I know that one of their devices is a Pixel 9 (Binx said that during the RV trip) and you can dual SIM with an eSIM and a regular SIM card. There's just no excuse for the level of scuff we're experiencing lol. It's like none of the wiggers have ever traveled before, does Sam only fly?
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I have heard them say they were running off of a single hotspot
 
Agares said:
Shit's turning into Vlogtank now.
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They're right next to fucking Lake Mead. They're right next to fucking sand dunes. How about some challenges? Jetski's, dunebuggies, parasailing, fucking anything! There is so much they could do in a week but instead they are just walking around going huh, that's neat.
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Watching Season 3 almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
 
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