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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
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Binx had already been there before
 
Telecom said:
One funny bit from the abysmal ghost tour: In the goodsprings saloon, jet was explaining fallout new vegas lore to burt. Burt asks, "what does mr. house and the platinum chips have to do with finding the ghosts?" Jet responds, "you can see ghosts if you have the wild wasteland perk." They then played the a sting (maybe the wild wasteland one?) on the stream. Rare jet w.

There's been a lot of fallout soyfacing and sam displaying his weird obsession with ghost hunters.

EDIT: JIMMY WAS HERE
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Legends say he fought off the Powder Ganger attack with nothing but a croquet mallet and Psycho boosted autistic rage.
 
sam, with a gay lisp, is telling burt that they don't have pepsi and he should order "cream soda and a hotdog"
burt ordered a plain hotdog, "with american cheese, if possible"
"just cheese on the hotdog?"
"yes, american if possible"

update:
he also wants a patty melt with american cheese, and a grilled cheese with american cheese.
and a pepsi with no ice
"we only have coke products" (third time he's been told)
"oh right"

binx is ordering a house salad with an impossible burger patty on top lol
"no cheese, no croutons, balsamic dressing"
sam: "what about idiot dressing? fuck you. moron. nigga"
"do we have anything to help her lose weight? how about we get her some skeleton soup to make her skinnier? fuck it just give her rolaids and a diet coke"
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They are streaming off of the wifi at this establishment, as you can tell by the top quality video we are receiving.
 
Somehow ordering food has been the funniest bit all day


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Broke: The wiggers ran out of ideas so they thought an RV trip + vegas improv would save the season
Woke: The wiggers ran out of ideas and gave up on saving the season so they decided to take a vacation so they could write it off as business expenses
 
Nagato Kai Ni Surigao said:
Broke: The wiggers ran out of ideas so they thought an RV trip + vegas improv would save the season
Woke: The wiggers ran out of ideas and gave up on saving the season so they decided to take a vacation so they could write it off as business expenses
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Bespoke: they also redeemed Burt's Vegas Vacation challenge prize with this story arc. Win/win.
 
Didnt Use Real Email Once said:
I hope the recap/clip channels are all up to date on Youtube's insane anti-gun rules and don't get fucked.
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It cut out a lot at the range, but watching Burt enjoy his Second Amendment Rights was great. He's so happy to fire his gun, he's come a lot from his lame little "I WILL PROTECT ALL QUEER AND PEOPLE OF COLOR" soliloquies two weeks ago. Good Burt!

 
Sam is subtly hinting that Mike Stoklasa and Rich Evans will be involved with Season 4 by covering ghost hunts and going on a trip with a high pitched fat guy who is obsessed with Star Wars.

Mike will be a freeloader and his main bit is getting violently drunk and gaslighting the fish into believing fake things about Star Trek. Rich is just there for where ths AIIIIIIIIDShouse SFX plays.
 
Burt brought the mic in the bathroom. While shitting, he is muttering about how pissed off he is that cowboy is straight.
 
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