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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Really wish they would take the camera away from Binx, they always just give her the camera then fuck off and I'm so sick of hearing her lol
 
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If ReactSimply can't just pull straight from the YouTube stream, he's not going to be bothered to clip anymore this season. Wild. I was hoping to use him to fill in some gaps. Shame.
 
I gotta be honest here, these couple few days have been extremely disappointing. I was really giddy when they went into the rv. I though with the 4 camera format and a director cam, they were going to schitty to do bloodgames 3.5.

I'm not gonna sperg out like out like last time and tell everyone that I'm gonna stop watching the show because I've become too invested to stop watching this. I just hope that the wiggers can end this season on a good note.
 
Forget ending on a good note, this is getting to the level "I don't know even know if you can come back from this embarrassment."

Fuck you Jet, fuck you Sam.
 
Death by Divine Kiss said:
Burt also mentioned his plan to "eat, then vomit, then take pills." Burt is bulimic.
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Makes a lot of sense honestly. He's definitely a binge eater. Like I said earlier, he ordered a hotdog (and requested the biggest one they had), a patty melt with bacon, and a grilled cheese. That's around ~2000 calories on its own. I've seen this dude on multiple occasions power through entire bags of fun sized candy bars in a single sitting, while double fisting a bag of movie theater butter popcorn and pepsi. Pretty sure binging and purging is more common in people with autism too. I wonder if the "Burt why do you always get shit all over the toilet?" thing is actually just him missing spots when he's cleaning up his purge. Or, if the "Binx is bulimic" thing is actually Burt.
 
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Grim_Autismo said:
Wild. I was hoping to use him to fill in some gaps. Shame.
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Every video I saw from him had the stream stuttering like hell, 10x worse than any issues I ever had on ppv. I don’t know why these recap guys use the official streams when ppv has consistently been higher quality. Or maybe it’s their recording or editing software causing it idk. But it’s damn annoying to watch janky low quality clips from events that barely had any issues when I watched them on ppv.
 
Endangered Species List said:
Every video I saw from him had the stream stuttering like hell, 10x worse than any issues I ever had on ppv. I don’t know why these recap guys use the official streams when ppv has consistently been higher quality. Or maybe it’s their recording or editing software causing it idk. But it’s damn annoying to watch janky low quality clips from events that barely had any issues when I watched them on ppv.
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Hes a retard. Would leave out key moments because "not sure if that's YouTube friendly", fuck off then. Go cover Blues Clues then.
 
Its Vladi Bby said:
Man I really am shocked by this continual dumpster fire.

Do you guys think Season 4 will still happen as scheduled? Take a longer break instead?

For a group of easily offended guys, this shelacking they are taking has been tremendous.
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They need to hit the drawing board and lay off the galaxy gas after this. Wiggers need to go over what worked, what could've worked if they'd planned it better and what was a total fucking disaster.

Maybe don't bite off more than you can chew next time, Jet.
 
Endangered Species List said:
Every video I saw from him had the stream stuttering like hell, 10x worse than any issues I ever had on ppv. I don’t know why these recap guys use the official streams when ppv has consistently been higher quality. Or maybe it’s their recording or editing software causing it idk. But it’s damn annoying to watch janky low quality clips from events that barely had any issues when I watched them on ppv.
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Are you talking about that PPV site that's restreaming from Fishtank.live? Because I'm paying for Fishtank and I'm getting really bad stuttering, they were also stuttering pretty bad on the Youtube Director cam (it's all the same feed)

You may just tune into cams that aren't stuttering as bad, or at times where it's not as bad, idk. The whole road trip arc has been shit, and I've been watching on several devices (had to, to make sure it wasn't recording a frozen feed) I hadn't checked out their shit the last several days so I don't know how bad it was.

Its Vladi Bby said:
Hes a retard. Would leave out key moments because "not sure if that's YouTube friendly", fuck off then. Go cover Blues Clues then.
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Truth, but it was still nice to have backup sources. I have to sleep and I can't monitor the recording 24/7.

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lol Burt
 
Opened the Fish Tank app for the first time in days, figured it couldn't be THAT bad.

They are literally streaming some AMC show or something in a bus. Every now and then the shaky hand pans over to the dish and production who are snickering.

Good shit
 
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