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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Its Vladi Bby said:
Man I really am shocked by this continual dumpster fire.

Do you guys think Season 4 will still happen as scheduled? Take a longer break instead?

For a group of easily offended guys, this shelacking they are taking has been tremendous.
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I don't know, but I'm hoping what Jet said about what he wants for the future of the show was a joke, that he wants the show to be a more friendly fun show about teamwork instead of the individuals competing for themselves like the first few seasons have been. I think that sounds terrible. The prospects of the show possibly taking a new direction and seeing how this season is going is making me very unexcited about season 4.
 
alex streamed on twitch today
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archiving now
 
Sam's final form is Leon Trotsky like he's been playing the long game for performance art.
 
Their plan to save the show as literally just a family vacation. Not even an entertaining family vacation. The kind of vacation a cheap ass family of 6 from Kansas takes.
 
Osama Bin Laden said:
alex streamed on twitch today
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Summary:
  • Stream starts with no audio
  • Jabba doesn't like Alex talking about Fishtank
  • Alex loops about how he never plays video games, but Jabba does. Alex doesn't need to tell his woman how to play video games
  • Alex has 6 jannies working and creating his Discord server since it keeps getting spammed by BBC gay porn
  • Alex likes Silent Hill 1, Jabba actually told him it's based on real-life
  • Alex has an entire gaming setup downstairs (or in the basement), he's waiting for his buddy Shawn/Shaun/Shon? to show up
  • Shawn is a professional E-Sports player too
  • Alex flips the camera and shows his monkeys off
  • millionairealexloop.mp3
  • "Alex, stop fucking yelling at me" when Alex tries to encourage Jabba to get a kill
  • Alex has a Gold PS5 :story:
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  • Alex showcases his gaming room, which is a shitty white table with a Blue Yeti microphone on it.
  • Alex was so good at counter strike, people thought he was cheating
  • Jabba is showing off their Fortnite skins. Peter Griffin shows up and Alex makes an attempt at Peter Griffin impression
  • Alex is autistically dancing to "The Real Slim Shady" and "Drop it Like It's Hot"
  • Alex is unaffected by the hate comments
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  • Alex is playing stupid about the Kardashians
  • Jabba is ordering Doordash, she asks if Alex wants anything
  • Alex decides on McDonalds, Jabba asks Alex if he wants a happy meal :story:
  • Alex denies all the Twitter accounts found except for the one where he's begging for a PS5
  • Alex is pretending to act like he had to eat scraps and barely kept the lights on, growing up
  • Alex has no sheets because his animals keep shitting everywhere
  • chat is talking about how delayed the chat to alex
  • alex is talking about some old CS player he knows but the message was 5 minutes ago lol
  • Alex figures out landscape mode
  • While talking about being an investor, Alex has fed this monkey three times using marshmellows
  • Alex says Nick Gurr again
  • Alex has a TCL tv
  • this entire stream has been alex looping about the same shit

Norstein Bekkler said:
is this a bit, or is her name really spelled that retardedly?
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alex is unable to spell. if you've seen his thread, there are multiple times where he misspelled simple words like how autistic people do.
 
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Its Vladi Bby said:
Man I really am shocked by this continual dumpster fire.

Do you guys think Season 4 will still happen as scheduled? Take a longer break instead?

For a group of easily offended guys, this shelacking they are taking has been tremendous.
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It is a cliché to doompost at the end of a season a this point, but still, can't help it. I have not been this tuned out to an ongoing season ever. Once the RV happened, and the stream has been mostly offline, Season 3 has effectively ended for me and I don't care what happens next.
How was going to Vegas a plan at all, like, this is how we save the show??? They did no prep, didn't know about permit issues, spent DAYS on the road with no reliable streams to run one bit for an hour and go offline, barely any TTS interaction on the RV, barely any events besides fatty being annoying. Just a lot of bullshit that is probably best ignored because there is no place to go, no anticipation left. The show can't go anywhere anymore, they are just fucking around. I do not like that.
 
BullfrogBill said:
I don't know, but I'm hoping what Jet said about what he wants for the future of the show was a joke, that he wants the show to be a more friendly fun show about teamwork instead of the individuals competing for themselves like the first few seasons have been. I think that sounds terrible. The prospects of the show possibly taking a new direction and seeing how this season is going is making me very unexcited about season 4.
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I'm sure he'd like a more party vibe
Osama Bin Laden said:
Summary (editing as I go):
  • Stream starts with no audio
  • Jabba doesn't like Alex talking about Fishtank
  • Alex loops about how he never plays video games, but Jabba does. Alex doesn't need to tell his woman how to play video games
  • Alex has 6 jannies working and creating his Discord server since it keeps getting spammed by BBC gay porn
  • Alex likes Silent Hill 1, Jabba actually told him it's based on real-life


alex is unable to spell. if you've seen his thread, there are multiple times where he misspelled simple words like how autistic people do.
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I thought he was talking about vidya a lot on the tank? He doesn't play anything? Or is he just trying to be too cool again
 
Earlier in the thread I talked shit about Mizzy and even called her a cunt at one point but since she's been back I really enjoy her on the show. I think she adds to the dynamic and it's nice to have a woman who isn't Binx. Maybe life really is Mizzy?
 
Its Vladi Bby said:
I thought he was talking about vidya a lot on the tank? He doesn't play anything? Or is he just trying to be too cool again
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pretty sure at one point he ran down his thoughts on every final fantasy from like 6-15. he mentioned playing ESO like 5 times. he played on a (shitty) pro counterstrike team lol. yeah, he's just trying to look cool. and in the tank, was just trying to get some goblin pussy.
 
Sam is currently showing the Google maps of their exact location on stream.

Edit: Actually it seems like they gave up on keeping their location obscured. Fair enough I guess.
 
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