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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Burt seems to have had a great time at paintball. Luke telling Burt he should've dropped to his knees while he was getting lit up and then going "oh god not like that!" and getting a good laugh out of Burt cracked me up. They really have the best 1 on 1 interactions out of anybody else lol AND NOW FATTY WADDLED INTO THE VAN TO RUIN IT.
 
I'm starting to think a really great challenge would be to dump Airsoft Fatty into Death Valley and force him to walk all the way back to Vegas.
 
They've been kicked out of their hotel. They're moving to a new one. Tonight was pretty kino with the paintball, and there was an hour long conversation in the van. Mizzy wants to climb Sam like a tree and it's really apparent, I'll try to clip it down tomorrow but can't promise anything.
 
Grim_Autismo said:
They've been kicked out of their hotel. They're moving to a new one. Tonight was pretty kino with the paintball, and there was an hour long conversation in the van. Mizzy wants to climb Sam like a tree and it's really apparent, I'll try to clip it down tomorrow but can't promise anything.
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Sam was very reluctant to say why they were kicked out, I wonder if they were kicked out for partying all night.
 
Burt said something about how someone dresses, and Sam says "YOU dress like shit Burt." Burt got mad and said he dresses like a creepy middle school gym coach, that's his vibe. Someone asks him to clarify that he dresses creepy on purpose and he says yes.

Grim_Autismo said:
They've been kicked out of their hotel. They're moving to a new one. Tonight was pretty kino with the paintball, and there was an hour long conversation in the van. Mizzy wants to climb Sam like a tree and it's really apparent, I'll try to clip it down tomorrow but can't promise anything.
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"How did we get kicked out?"
"Oh, the usual." -Sam
aka 4chan and reddit fags doxing and calling everywhere they go
 
Mr Sister said:
Burt said something about how someone dresses, and Sam says "YOU dress like shit Burt." Burt got mad and said he dresses like a creepy middle school gym coach, that's his vibe. Someone asks him to clarify that he dresses creepy on purpose and he says yes.

"How did we get kicked out?"
"Oh, the usual." -Sam
aka 4chan and reddit fags doxing and calling everywhere they go
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Burt was talkin about how gays all dress good and Sam said "that's just not true". Burt then said somethin about the gays that dress like shit are the ones that don't care about sex.
 
Agares said:
No wonder she's single at 32. Most men only see vegan chicks as hookup material because they're fucking insufferable long term.
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Any man who says they don't want a girlfriend or wife who cooks them good dinners is a liar. What do vegans suck at the most? Cooking.

Even gay dudes, after they rock-paper-scissors over who's going to be the wife, wants the wife to cook dinner. It's human nature.
 
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Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
Any man who says they don't want a girlfriend or wife who cooks them good dinners is a liar. What do vegans suck at the most? Cooking.

Even gay dudes, after they rock-paper-scissors over who's going to be the wife, wants the wife to cook dinner. It's human nature.
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Idk, I like cooking, wouldn't mind splitting the work so I cook all the food but the wife does the dishes.
 
Grim_Autismo said:
Mizzy wants to climb Sam like a tree
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Why? After all the humiliation, ash dropping, calling her a retard, etc. why does she want to sleep with him so bad? Does she have a masochism kink? Does she have no self-respect?
Is it just Sam's sheer charisma? I doubt that. Notice how her attraction towards Mr. Hyde only sprung up once she was eliminated. Did she notice how popular he is outside the show with the show's fanbase and that he is, in a way, the real star and draw of the show? Is she just trying to play it up for the show like how contestants in Big Brother do?
 
jogging1530 said:
Notice how her attraction towards Mr. Hyde only sprung up once she was eliminated.
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That's not true. She loved when he choked her. And I want to say she talked about him being attractive in confessional too, but I don't have the clip handy and could be wrong.

edit: Seeing people in confessional feels like ages ago already. RV is 3.5 to me
 
jogging1530 said:
Why? After all the humiliation, ash dropping, calling her a retard, etc. why does she want to sleep with him so bad? Does she have a masochism kink? Does she have no self-respect?
Is it just Sam's sheer charisma? I doubt that. Notice how her attraction towards Mr. Hyde only sprung up once she was eliminated. Did she notice how popular he is outside the show with the show's fanbase and that he is, in a way, the real star and draw of the show? Is she just trying to play it up for the show like how contestants in Big Brother do?
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One of the very first things Mizzy said the second she walked into the tank was saying she thinks Sam is hot, it did not start after she got eliminated at all lol.

I'm not sure why it bothers people so much tbh I just find her crush on Sam funny more than anything.
 
Character said:
Idk, I like cooking, wouldn't mind splitting the work so I cook all the food but the wife does the dishes.
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You would have to if you married Binx, bitch can't even make a grilled cheese because cheese and butter isn't vegan.

On top of that, you'd have to make Amy's Soup with mustard for her, because she wouldn't eat grilled cheese with you, unless it was with fake tofu cheese and margarine. You'd never have a peaceful meal again.
 
Sam and the crew are now fighting with the hotel staff over getting their door unlocked so they can leave, the staff demands they turn the camera off and Sam does not want to. TTS is also on. They're also making Burt dance in the lobby :story:
 
BullfrogBill said:
Sam and the crew are now fighting with the hotel staff over getting their door unlocked so they can leave, the staff demands they turn the camera off and Sam does not want to. TTS is also on.
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Burt is going wild dancing while Jet and Cowboy negotiate with the front desk. TTS rolling :)

They are waiting for another employee to come because she is only by herself and they presumably need to be escorted

The phone is ringing a little more than usual.
 
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Sam and Cowboy just showed the Hotel's card with the address and phone number on it right in the camera, the phone is ringing like crazy now :story:


Sam weaponizing the Fishtank audience is not something I expected
 
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Front desk lady must be answering the phone, she asked if anyone there is "Marky" :story:
Sam is now announcing "I hate this hotel. This place fucking sucks."


 
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