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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Some of you are way too obsessed with Binx's diet.

Being accused of being anorexic just for being thin and not constantly eating is just a major pet peeve of mine and there's not really much else to talk about right now lol. Binx's restaurant order getting roasted was about the most entertaining thing that happened last night.
 
2. There will be a highly autistic obvious front-runner who produces the majority of content but burns out before the third act.
Burt hasn’t burned out. If anything since they’ve left the mansion he’s become more human acting and likable. He’s actually laughing at things and making jokes now. Him and Luke have been the content. This does fit both Jimmy and TJ in season 2 though.
 
uhhh you do plan to have hell house on your hell house show right? hello?
 

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Burt hasn’t burned out. If anything since they’ve left the mansion he’s become more human acting and likable. He’s actually laughing at things and making jokes now. Him and Luke have been the content. This does fit both Jimmy and TJ in season 2 though.
Plus for me at least when he was in the house and under such a huge amount of mental pressure I genuinely was concerned for his wellbeing. It felt like he was on the edge of a mental breakdown and his schizoaffective disorder was much bigger than it actually is. I know I wasn't the only one with this kind of concern too.

The same applies for Jeff too - when they took away his mattress and literally made him cry after a day of fucking with him and pushing him well over the edge it really felt like way too much. Then he actually became semi-violent (by smashing a glass on the table after Frank dumped milk on his head, this ended up with some of the glass flying into Frank's hand and cutting him).

Seeing them up close and personal and not in the "hellhouse" setting definitely humanizes them all a lot more and also the crew (it doesn't make them any less incompetent - but I did see some people saying that Ben + Jet were "genuinely bad people" based on some of the stuff I described above).

I know there are some messed up people who actually want to see violence happen to people, but I don't want to watch sick fucked up shit like that and I think most people don't want to either. There's a very fine line with what fishtank is and when it goes into full on sadism/fucked up territory. So it is actually quite nice to have "chilltank" as a contrast to the earlier hellhouse stages of the show and maybe something they should consider repeating for future seasons (perhaps not in this format, but maybe once the competition is over, just have a few days where people chill in the house, have a few drinks and chat/socialize and talk about the season - people will still watch)

People have said that they have a hard time filling up 6 weeks worth of content - but they could just schedule it so that the competition itself ends at the end of week 5 and week 6 they invite random people or the losers or Frank Hassle and whoever and do a few fun activities (paintball, having a few drinks etc). It would be a nice "closer" instead of trying to jam pack everything into a perfect 6 week schedule and hoping/expecting/praying that everything works out the very last day when the winner is decided - it would also give production some breathing room, which they very clearly need.
 
hmm but they flashed the card when they were already fighting with the lady
maybe people figured it out beforehand? thats possible

also i looked up this hotel and they have a "real world suite" but they opted for the sugar shack instead which is like one of those micro house on wheels things

a tiny home
The hotel was doxed as soon as the stream went live with them in it in the morning, it was posted in this thread that morning before they were kicked out.

Yeah S3 was always kino even if the RV/Vegas arcs are kind of lame
I honestly couldn't stand the Famous House 2.0 saga and the 3 days of cleaning that preceded it and the days of fake bullshit that followed it. I found it all to be unwatchable. Alex Stein in the confessional with Burt, and making Burt freak out was top notch stuff and pretty much the peak of this whole week, but I was getting sick of Alex ignoring Binx and Payton and targeting Burt every fucking time. Binx and Payton without Mizzy to be a buffer for them was torture to watch.

The first half of the season is undeniably great but I can't just ignore the second half falling apart tbh

The girl has some kind of eating issue. ANAMIA! ANAMIA! OHNO! Everyone shits on Mizzy for being disordered but her shit's more manageable, she doesn't make her food problems everyone else's problem or talk about it constantly, I feel like the longer this drags out the more Binx's ED behaviors are revealed and the more people are getting sick of it. She was going on about some peach flavored soda "Very Japanese, I know, but you can get it in America too." Mizzy's eyes almost flew through the back of her head and ascended into orbit on that one.
People that shit on Mizzy like that are massively autistic, someone said in this thread that they hate Mizzy because she reminds them of their high school dates or something and I'd believe that they hate Mizzy because she reminds them of the girls in high school that turned him down, most people hate her because she reminds them of the normal girls that they can't get and therefore want to see her suffer. Mizzy was having a normal conversation last night in the bus and the chat exploded about how "UNBEARABLE" she is and that she needs to be told to "STFU" even though everyone else was quiet and boring as fuck.

The Fishtank audience just doesn't handle normal women very well, Hence why they tend to like girls like Binx (anorexic e-slut) or Payton (woke dyke, troon lover), it's also no coincidence that both these girls could easily be mistaken as a trans.
 
(perhaps not in this format, but maybe once the competition is over, just have a few days where people chill in the house, have a few drinks and chat/socialize and talk about the season - people will still watch)
I've always thought this was a good idea.
It's sort of how I've been thinking of the RV trip as well. The season is over and this is sort like a bonus celebration trip.
 
There's a skillet in Connor's hand and a soup pot on the table, they definitely cooked that night. They might have ordered Chili's too, but I'm like 90% sure I remember Simbal doing the cooking, and I can see the sausage Burt asked for on Frank's plate. Binx was upstairs putting on the Alex's wife outfit, and 90% sure she came down to find her place setting only having an apple at it.

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The "child's size" comment seems more like "look at how smol i am uwu" infantilism nonsense like she does with her babytalk, IMO. Honestly, she doesn't strike me as anorexic. I think she's just vain as fuck (she literally said she looks just as pretty without makeup on and said she thinks her halfass death hawk looks good), and I think she enjoys her status as the "skinny girl" in the house. But she's not dramatically underweight (18.6 BMI is on the low end of normal, if her height/weight are accurate), and doesn't seem to be overly restrictive on calories/intake. She ordered an impossible burger and sauteed onions on her salad last night, was stoked to eat pizza until she realized there wasn't a vegan one, etc. She even expressed desire to gain weight (anathema to anorexics) and has complained about being hungry.
Could be a ploy for attention, she could also just be orthorexic. Burt on the other hand is bulemic af and it's nasty. I don't know how so many people can have food issues and end up in front of a camera it's crazy.
Being accused of being anorexic just for being thin and not constantly eating is just a major pet peeve of mine and there's not really much else to talk about right now lol. Binx's restaurant order getting roasted was about the most entertaining thing that happened last night.
I didn't see her eating last night, I just see them being weird with food sometimes and I'll jump to conclusions. I also roasted Mizzy's food hoarding, because that shit's weird. I'm not over here saying OMG WE HAVE TO SAVE BINX. If the bitch doesn't want to eat, that's her business.

Burt is a full on bulemic and no one talks about it because he's a man, lol. He's puking and shitting his popcorn, pretzel, pizza and whatever other P-safe food diet he eats everywhere to the point the other fish and freeloaders are asking him to clean up the toilet after he's done with it because it's a problem.

It's fine if they have weird quirks, but what else can we talk about right now? They've been offline for 12 hours.

Mizzy was having a normal conversation last night in the bus and the chat exploded about how "UNBEARABLE" she is and that she needs to be told to "STFU" even though everyone else was quiet and boring as fuck.

I like Mizzy during the RV trip, the weird thing going on between her and Sam is a fun distraction from all the weirdness. I think she's unnerving Sam a bit too and that's fun to watch, he doesn't know what to do with it and he keeps looking away and giggling sometimes. It's just cute.
 
I like Mizzy during the RV trip, the weird thing going on between her and Sam is a fun distraction from all the weirdness. I think she's unnerving Sam a bit too and that's fun to watch, he doesn't know what to do with it and he keeps looking away and giggling sometimes. It's just cute.
This too, people whining about Mizzy having a crush on Sam and the way Sam reacts to it are very clearly jealous, I don't see any other reason to be bothered by it lol.
 
So my wife is fairly normie, and for the past seasons would entertain me coming up to her and talking about fishtank and whats going on. Season 3 was the first time I was able to get her to actually watch along with me, although she wouldn't no-life it with me and liked just hearing updates. When they did the cleaning week she didnt pay attention as much but still got roped back in for FH 2.0. She was even locked in for the RV reveal! Thing is those days of constant stream downtime, and nontent when its up made her mostly fall off. She still likes hearing the new updates but hasnt sat to watch the streams with me at all, they really fumbled HARD. This season was very normie friendly, and I think that can be attributed to the slowburn rugpull. That and them doing the house acitivities around 4-6pm during the week made it manageable for normal people to engage. Now we have a sporadic schedule that happens mostly late at night. with no actual guarantee that anything will actually be gonig on. It doesnt seem like theyve burned goodwill with people though, my wife at least has said shes interested in the next season. I remain fishcucked and will watch till the end lol.

This is a lot of word to say Im mostly disappointed in the lost potential. They mightve been able to try and sell this to a network if it hadnt fallen apart so spectacularly.
 
This too, people whining about Mizzy having a crush on Sam and the way Sam reacts to it are very clearly jealous, I don't see any other reason to be bothered by it lol.
Sam thrives on the erotic tension he creates with his female contestants. Maybe you noticed the way Binx was looking at him when they were in the Flagstaff restaurant, literally giggling when he sneezed.
 
Now we have a sporadic schedule that happens mostly late at night. with no actual guarantee that anything will actually be gonig on.
yeah they should just say like 'fish are resting, back up at 6pm' or smth like that
the biggest problem imo is just that fans dont know whats going on so should i bother to tune in or not? who knows
 
This too, people whining about Mizzy having a crush on Sam and the way Sam reacts to it are very clearly jealous, I don't see any other reason to be bothered by it lol.
I've never whined about it, but I wouldn't want the hosts and production to ever hook up with the fish, or even entertain it.

It's just not professional and introduces a dynamic into the house I don't like. The fish can fuck the other fish, just not production.
 
Most women can spot an anorexic/bulimic chick because most of us had more than one friend going through it at some point and I am quite sure Binx has one or both of those. Eating a banana with hot sauce is not quirky, it is what an Anorexic girl does to kill the feeling of hunger. Her complexion and skinnyfat definition scream eating disorder. Her no longer drinking alcohol is probably because she is avoiding calores. Her ordering a burger means nothing because if she ate the whole thing (doubt) she probably vomited it out. Any doubters just don't know enough about these disorders and can't spot them.

The eating disorder is not even the most mentally fucked thing about Binx, so it's not an interesting thing to argue about, though.
 
I've never whined about it, but I wouldn't want the hosts and production to ever hook up with the fish, or even entertain it.

It's just not professional and introduces a dynamic into the house I don't like. The fish can fuck the other fish, just not production.
That's fair. I personally couldn't care less about Sam's sex life, and also seriously doubt that Sam would fuck Mizzy while on the show for those exact reasons, but who's to say that it would be a bad thing if they dated after the show is over? They are two adults after all lol. It's extremely doubtful that would happen but I would really enjoy the outrage that would cause from the fans.
 
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