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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
bookers said:
what an incredibly bizarre video
what even is this?
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It's a music video, there's a more SFW version on youtube.
fun reaction webm though

 
Its Vladi Bby said:
I've never whined about it, but I wouldn't want the hosts and production to ever hook up with the fish, or even entertain it.

It's just not professional and introduces a dynamic into the house I don't like. The fish can fuck the other fish, just not production.
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Professionalism? fish tank live? Na think you're watching a different show mate.
 
Sam said last night the streams would be back on at 1pm est, and it is now 4:43pm est, nearly 4 hours late and still no stream.
 
They can have some crazy drug fueled orgy where Sam pukes on everybody for all I care, just do it when the show is over. I'm not interested in watching Mizzy and Sam flirt, I could just watch regular reality tv for that.
 
BullfrogBill said:
This too, people whining about Mizzy having a crush on Sam and the way Sam reacts to it are very clearly jealous, I don't see any other reason to be bothered by it lol.
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This happens every season with the chicks like Letty, Tay, and Trish. The diehard fans rabidly hate them because, especially by the end of the show, Sam likes them and acknowledges them more than any rando Fishtank/MDE fan ever will be.
 
The stream is back on. Will anything interesting happen before it's down again? Who knows.

Jet says the challenge is to see what it's like to move around like homeless people do. The car has hobbled them, apparently. They need to figure out how to get to from their current location to the Vegas Strip without phones or money.

Edit: Jet insinuated they would need to take a bus but then said it's 4 miles, as if that makes walking impossible. The second person they ask gives them good directions and even says where the bus stops. Quite the challenge. At least TTS and SFX are on. Production really deserves money at this point.
 
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The streams are back and they've been hanging out around Vegas off stream, this shit pisses me off. It's not at all Fishtank anymore. Luke said he was watching movies and shit, I hope no one gets 50k at this point.
 
Its Vladi Bby said:
It's just not professional and introduces a dynamic into the house I don't like. The fish can fuck the other fish, just not production.
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This is a shanty "production" by a turbo cancelled comedy group, run by a guy called Jet Neptune on a shoe string budget. Oh, and seemingly no production experience so they are making it up as they go along.

Just enjoy the ride and dip out if something is not your cup of tea (for me its when fatty was taking center stage all the time)
 
Jet has these bad boys today.
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tune in for the first time today, sam says the challenge is that they're going to perform on the street and whoever draws the largest crowd gets 5 fishbucks (2 of which are being donated by burt, because sam says "i'm broke").
chris is first, starts singing, gets two bars in and sam says "back to the bus", challenge over lol
 
BullfrogBill said:
The streams are back and they've been hanging out around Vegas off stream, this shit pisses me off. It's not at all Fishtank anymore. Luke said he was watching movies and shit, I hope no one gets 50k at this point.
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I've served three and a half tours of fishtank.
I was stationed in this thread since the beginning.
I received a purple heart for sleep deprivation.
By God I even paypigged (S1).

I will not be back

o7
 
So are they just not bothering to also stream it on Youtube any more?!

The ability to rewind on the Youtube streams is incredibly useful when either you miss something or the action is happening at night and you're in a different time zone.

The chat on Youtube is also actually usable and with plugins can be monitored while watching the stream full-screen.

Keeping the stream to just their crappy site only is just another nail in the coffin of these season.
 
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