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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Alex Stein is really good at improv. They give him a general idea, and he just runs with it, and manages to work in a bunch of memes while he's at it. I like him a lot more now than I did at the beginning of Season 3.
 
Ive always loved alex primestein, he always cracks me up.
New schizo theory: This is going to actually be a real concert, sams going to perform with christ dillinger, joeyyy will be there, the twink guy he has handling zipp will be there, jet neptroon will do some of his songs, and the finale will be forcing mizzy to perform some of her songs with her band they brought in, Also Alex B will be there with his ogre wife and theyll get fuck'd up in a mosh pit during chris lynch's metal set or something.
 
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Does she plan on using a deathfat scooter to navigate Vegas to "finish" the shit she started? She couldn't even walk up stairs in the house lol
 
Alex Stein returns to tell them all that a hooker robbed him of the prize money after getting roofied by her. He needs Burt to win back the $50,000 by gambling away Stein's last $1100. Burt says he will agree to do it despite his gambling addiction.

Stein has been taking Zyklon B supplements, which is why his tongue is blue. Sam repeatedly spits up his RedBull in laughter.
Stein's visit was really funny and he's killing it this season.

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Also, where is Alex and Ogre even coming to Vegas from and how? Are they flying? I didn't think planes allowed deathfats that large on them. Are they driving? If so I don't think they will be getting here in time unless they happen to be close to Vegas already.
 
Also, where is Alex and Ogre even coming to Vegas from and how? Are they flying? I didn't think planes allowed deathfats that large on them. Are they driving? If so I don't think they will be getting here in time unless they happen to be close to Vegas already.
They mentioned that they'd considered the possibility of being late so they may well be driving. No way his hog-woman can get on a plane.
 
Also, where is Alex and Ogre even coming to Vegas from and how? Are they flying? I didn't think planes allowed deathfats that large on them. Are they driving? If so I don't think they will be getting here in time unless they happen to be close to Vegas already.
I enjoy watching fat trainwrecks, plenty of them fly internationally without a problem. They just have to buy a couple seats and they're good to go. As long as they can fit across two seats they're okay; legally if they need three the airlines have to kick them off the flight.
 
Also, where is Alex and Ogre even coming to Vegas from and how? Are they flying? I didn't think planes allowed deathfats that large on them. Are they driving? If so I don't think they will be getting here in time unless they happen to be close to Vegas already.
Alex said his wife is afraid of flying (or just too fat) so they will likely drive there
 
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