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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Hollowrealm said:
the ogre is already resorting to posting old vegas clips. I guess to try and fool people and act as if shes already there? Idk. Wish someone would ask them to provide a pic of them driving rn.
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Lol! Luxor is one of the cheapest, shabbiest hotels on the Strip. Rich people do not stay at Luxor. They stay at the Wynn, Bellagio, and formerly Mandalay (not so popular since the high score was achieved there). There are a few other high-end hotels that the truly rich use. The Luxor is one step above Circus Circus, which is a total dump (but must be experienced with a walk-thru, NEVER a stay).
 
I almost heard what Burt and Alex stein were talking about while the fat weed smoking lightweight female retardant autist was belting out the copyrighted music playing in the background. IMG_1009.jpeg

Thankyou Chris.
 
Osama Bin Laden said:
According to Sneedchat, it's a 21-hour drive if they don't decide to fly at some point. :story:
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Yeah they definitely arent gonna make it, them mentioning 'even if we miss it' made me think he kinda knows its ending on Saturday or whatever, someone may have mentioned it to him or he remembered the day but... Texas is huge and takes forever to get through when driving, then New Mexico, then Arizona and most of the way through Nevada; I doubt theyd be able to navigate or want to get a flight especially on short notice. Theyre definitely gonna stop and eat a lot, stay overnight at stupid hotels. I doubt theyre going to make it, even just to fuck around and try to find them in the RV or whatever.

Maybe someone is feeding them info or telling them to troll, kinda. Not necessarily someone from here but maybe they know of it.
 
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Yeah they definitely arent gonna make it, them mentioning 'even if we miss it' made me think he kinda knows its ending on Saturday or whatever, someone may have mentioned it to him or he remembered the day but... Texas is huge and takes forever to get through when driving, then New Mexico, then Arizona and most of the way through Nevada; I doubt theyd be able to navigate or want to get a flight especially on short notice. I doubt theyre going to make it, even just to fuck around and try to find them in the RV or whatever.
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what if they lied this entire time and had no intentions of coming
 
._. said:
Yeah they definitely arent gonna make it, them mentioning 'even if we miss it' made me think he kinda knows its ending on Saturday or whatever, someone may have mentioned it to him or he remembered the day but... Texas is huge and takes forever to get through when driving, then New Mexico, then Arizona and most of the way through Nevada; I doubt theyd be able to navigate or want to get a flight especially on short notice. I doubt theyre going to make it, even just to fuck around and try to find them in the RV or whatever.
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Brother at this point I doubt they are even in the car. Shes posting old pictures and they are usually complete shit posters that will drive and film tik toks at the same time. But today nothing. I think it’s just a ploy. He was even begging his discord to spam the chat saying bring back alex. he gets like 10 likes on his page. 12 views when he goes live. And he hates it.

his discord is only popping because everyone just wants to gaslight him in to thinking Sam wouldn’t paralyse him in a fight and that travelling across state to marky post irl is a good idea
 
Hollowrealm said:
Brother at this point I doubt they are even in the car. Shes posting old pictures and they are usually complete shit posters that will drive and film tik toks at the same time. But today nothing. I think it’s just a ploy. He was even begging his discord to spam the chat saying bring back alex. he gets like 10 likes on his page. 12 views when he goes live. And he hates it.

his discord is only popping because everyone just wants to gaslight him in to thinking Sam wouldn’t paralyse him in a fight and that travelling across state to marky post irl is a good idea
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Yeah no shit. It’s a win-win either way. He shows up and lulz ensue, he doesn’t show up and lulz ensue.
 
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Yeah they definitely arent gonna make it, them mentioning 'even if we miss it' made me think he kinda knows its ending on Saturday or whatever, someone may have mentioned it to him or he remembered the day but... Texas is huge and takes forever to get through when driving, then New Mexico, then Arizona and most of the way through Nevada; I doubt theyd be able to navigate or want to get a flight especially on short notice. Theyre definitely gonna stop and eat a lot, stay overnight at stupid hotels. I doubt theyre going to make it, even just to fuck around and try to find them in the RV or whatever.

Maybe someone is feeding them info or telling them to troll, kinda. Not necessarily someone from here but maybe they know of it.
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I'd like to also mention plane tickets are like $100 round trip to Vegas from Houston. Imagine the type of life they'd live if they can't swing $200 for the both of them but can manage to drive 21 hours to get to Vegas. Their jobless loser asses have no money but no issue wasting that much time because they got nowhere to be.
 
IMG_1010.jpegmotherfucker is still getting ready.

picture him in the mirror picking out outfits like it’s his Fishtank reunion.
already foreshadowing the "they pussied out guys" story line he’s gonna go with after he arrives two days too late.
 
Wait so Alex and hambeast are going to go right when Sam and fishes are leaving then accuse them of running from them? What a W
 
I love that the entire family are just brain dead liars.
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If production knew alex b was driving across state to vegas to crash the show, for free no less. They would literally wait for him and plan the entire finale around the lolcows return.

that is the only reason they are acting hush hush about it. These people haven’t went "ghost mode" about anything ever.


I genuinely hope they do find out about it, and completely spin it on them and set them up for complete embarrassment. Again.
 
I can't believe how hard HYPED I am to see motherfuckers read names off of paper, and assign a ball to that name.

Edit: I MEANT HYPED
 
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