🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
burt fucked what he presumes is a 400 lb white guy
"i didn't put him on a fucking scale, i just eyeballed it"
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"and you pleasured him anally?"
"i pleasured his dick too. and then i burted in his mouth" :cryblood:
 

(someone ask me to post this - if anyone have better version then post it)
 
Burt's trying to shame Alex for having standards. He keeps blowing out the mic so I have to keep the volume down and can't hear anyone else.
you won’t fuck an elderly obese white guy with shit flakes all over His ass who stinks of old dog water Gosh you guys are such prudes. I don’t let things like smells negatively titillate me"- Burt probably
 
Stein checking Burt for breast cancer. (One of the medications he's on has increased chance of male breast cancer)
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Behind the scenes at the Ball Bros concert
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Burt: I've probably imagined everyone naked. Especially you.

I don't know which woman was talking because I can't fucking hear.
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They're both gassing Fatty up to do modeling lol. "There's not many males with your body type" well thank god for that
 
I'm still amazed Burt has such a high sex drive when he's on Risperidone and several SSRI's. Stimulants can increase your sex drive but antipsychotic drugs like Risperidone just completely wipe it out. It also can cause ED.
 
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