🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Sicko Hunter said:
Stream is completely broken to the point where a random guy streaming on twitter off his phone is better. This is where we are at. People paid for this. I PAID FOR THIS.
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don't worry, this is probably going on for a few hours judging by the stack of paper, they have plenty of time to figure it out. It's honestly kind of funny how this sums up the entire show. Bad tech issues, a bit that should last at most 15 minutes likely being dragged out for hours, and a wigger idea that would usually take large amounts of planning not being thought through. I'd be mad if it wasn't so poetic. It's like with Ian, it's so bad it circles back around to being funny.
 
Zjierb said:
Logistical question that no one here can answer: why the fuck don't they just get a bunch of Pixels with Google Fi? The connectivity would be stable enough to do what they want and the cameras don't suck ass. Hell, they're already halfway there since it looks like a few of their cams are already Pixel phones.
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Because they're wiggers, Jimmy. Wiggers spend their money on shoes, they don't worry about making the show work right.

ETA: Alex wisely moved Burt to the front of the crowd, they erupted in a cheer.
 
BullfrogBill said:
They fucked up replacing dancing Burt with dancing Binx. They originally were going to have Burt standing on the "stage" dancing but last minute swapped him out with Binx and now Burt is dancing off to the side where no one can see him
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Burt was freaking out about dancing on the elevated bit, plus with the stickermule head on it would have lead to him dying. Good content down the toilet.
 
Snod said:
Burt was freaking out about dancing on the elevated bit, plus with the stickermule head on it would have lead to him dying. Good content down the toilet.
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Gotta make the blue hag simps happy with her awful dancing front and center I guess.

IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A GAY SHOW!
 
This is what it looks like half the time for me, when it's not frozen. Audio is dogshit too. If I ever feel like giving Jet any money whatsoever in the future, I'll remember this moment. Ball stocks plummeting.
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Binx has money in her pants like a fucking stripper, but remember she's not an escort guys.

Seeing the people in this crowd makes me understand why Binx has so many simps.
 
Mizzy is too fat to dance on the table and someone from the establishment should come out and tell her there's a weight limit.
 
Crowd started chanting Burt's name and alex materialized.
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The real show is listening to production suffer and lose their voices.
 
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