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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
So now the fish, as part of the season finale, are getting taken on the stateside equivalent of a 3rd world cultural safari? A guided tour through an area that has captured America's imagination for years and drawn many journalists and adventurers to explore its confines? One where they get to be good guys and give the bums free shit?

Bro rich dipshits would pay top dollar for an excursion like this. I'm surprised the hotels on the strip don't already offer a tunnel tour package.
 
Out of the tunnels.
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The Blue Morpho said:
So now the fish, as part of the season finale, are getting taken on the stateside equivalent of a 3rd world cultural safari? A guided tour through an area that has captured America's imagination for years and drawn many journalists and adventurers to explore its confines? One where they get to be good guys and give the bums free shit?

Bro rich dipshits would pay top dollar for an excursion like this. I'm surprised the hotels on the strip don't already offer a tunnel tour package.
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If that became a tourist trap some of the bums would make a killing selling "art" made from trash down there.
 
Burt's talking about splitting the prize among fish, staff, and freeloaders using math to determine allotment by screentime, audience interaction etc. Good luck with that.
He was invited back to help with future Helpful Jason charity projects.
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Halloween23 said:
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They are seemingly going into the tunnels tethered to a gigantic spool of ethernet cable lmao
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Holy fuck, Theseus Hyde in the Vegas labyrinth. This fucking Looney Tunes shit is way more interesting than any of the footage they got down there.

Edit: Luke and the other fish are now talking about their "experience" on the guided bum-tour exactly like rich dipshit tourists talk about these types of excursions on vacation.

Vacationtank indeed
 
Asking this guy "are you mad at me? 🥺 Is it because I said you were hot?" Also fucked up Damon's name again, he thinks it's Dana.
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The Blue Morpho said:
Holy fuck, Theseus Hyde in the Vegas labyrinth. This fucking Looney Tunes shit is way more interesting than any of the footage they got down there.
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I'd actually pay money for Maejok and Cowboy's Adventures in Tech Jank, their life must be hell right now.
 
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