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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Dog tank will probably end in tragedy. I can see the wiggers going to the humane society and getting a bunch of dogs at random and throwing them in a room ignoring the temperament of any of them.
After what happened with the chickens in season 2 I think it's best if no animals are involved with the show.
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Yeah not to shit on everything but I was gonna say Dogtank would be cute in the hands of a competent crew (think Puppybowl) but these guys would absolutely fuck it up, it would be very easy to fuck up. The average person would fuck it up too, honestly. There's a reason you sign a bunch of waivers for dog play care places and they have a staff member trained to break up fights always monitoring in the area.

Actual Fishtank, the aquarium. About the level of life people are okay with sacrificing for entertainment. Maybe Bugtank.
 
Yeah not to shit on everything but I was gonna say Dogtank would be cute in the hands of a competent crew (think Puppybowl) but these guys would absolutely fuck it up, it would be very easy to fuck up. The average person would fuck it up too, honestly. There's a reason you sign a bunch of waivers for dog play care places and they have a staff member trained to break up fights always monitoring in the area.

Actual Fishtank, the aquarium. About the level of life people are okay with sacrificing for entertainment. Maybe Bugtank.
I think Crab Tank would work because they're pretty violent but they're also just crabs.
 
Burt is still live and reacting to the Cucumberfeet recaps of S3. While also reacting to TTS donos the same way he did while in the tank.

He's been getting a lot of phone calls and texts.
 
After what happened with the chickens in season 2 I think it's best if no animals are involved with the show.
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I don't recall anything bad happening to the chickens while they were in the fishtank in s2, most of the complaints I saw in news articles about it were sensationalized like hell. Using buzz words like "rescue" in regards to the chickens when in reality the wiggers called the animal sanctuary to pick them up, not much of a "rescue" at all lol

The wiggers literally picked up the chickens from a slaughterhouse so if anyone rescued the chickens it was actually the wiggers lol. Beanz the goat had a good time in s1 as well and seemed unscathed, everyone loved Beanz. The only animals that I know of that suffered in Fishtank were the fish in s2, the one downstairs died and the ones upstairs weren't in good shape for long either and had to be removed.
 
I don't recall anything bad happening to the chickens while they were in the fishtank in s2, most of the complaints I saw in news articles about it were sensationalized like hell. Using buzz words like "rescue" in regards to the chickens when in reality the wiggers called the animal sanctuary to pick them up, not much of a "rescue" at all lol
The article was sensational for sure but I can't blame people for being upset that chickens were in a house where every single person was chain smoking and there was TTS blaring 16 hours a day.
 
Burt is still live and reacting to the Cucumberfeet recaps of S3. While also reacting to TTS donos the same way he did while in the tank.

He's been getting a lot of phone calls and texts.

dude is pulling in over $100/hour in donations. he's gotten fucking three more ($15) since I started writing this post
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big bro did $140 in the hour i listened. impressive
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Mizzy's interview with Alex B


a few choice quotes:
"what luke is wearing... is the inverse of what i would wear"


"oh damn. luke's ass looks so nice in that pants.... mhm interesting"
 
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During S3 Binx said that she had actually purchased multiple monitors but just hadn't gotten to connecting them up yet. If true then that's so funny, multiple monitors just sitting somewhere in her house unused.
 
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