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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 66 8.1%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 95 11.6%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 185 22.6%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 421 51.5%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.2%
  • Total voters
    818
anliteralidiot said:
I heard Alex babbling about Burt bringing up something bad, and that's why she hit him, but... What did Burt do to promote the beating, exactly? Is it just because he called?
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Apparently she assaulted Alex right after Burt told Alex that his wife is abusive and that he should probably leave her over the phone.
Side Note - Looks like the monkeys still have their teeth

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Agares said:
“Alex’s wife makes me want to end my life
Every time she talks I want to stab her with a knife
Alex can’t you see you’re a slave to fat pussy
I know you like that ass
But she just wants your family’s cash”
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"Alex's mom has got it goin' on
She has all of the cash that we've been waitin' for so long
Alex, can't you see? That cash is just for me.
I know it might be wrong, but I defrauded Alex's mom."
 
God.
How many times is she gonna call him "bert"?
it's not bert, it's -
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Marche said:
Taken from a couple twitter posts. Seems Alex wife is genuinely threatened by Burt to the point she is being mouthy in twitch chat and spaming watermellon chicken emojis in discord.
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I think it's really funny this fat cunt is always the victim no matter what the circumstance is. Weird how "Bert" is skitzo whenever he's trying to save Alex.

I may not be the biggest fan of Alex, but I don't think it's right for him to get the shit kicked out of him by his shebeast. I would say more, but I'm gonna fedpost so I don't know. Choke on a dorito chip or something
 
Happy new years bros. Greg is live. Just tuned in to see this. Burt is supposed to be live with his brother but he's having tech issues, they were together on stream briefly.

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Greg's youtube stream started an hour ago with him wasted and already in bed with the bucket. He was puking and then just went to sleep at the start of the stream. Apparently he got banned on Twitch 3 days ago for showing the nipples of his set of fake boobs by accident. People in the youtube chat, including Frank Hassle, said that Greg was really upset earlier because he needs the income he gets from twitch.

Update: He just woke up and vomited profusely for about 5 minutes. He's now awake and talking to the camera. Still seems upset and wasted.

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I like Greg. I think of the moment he overcame saying the word Neggers a bit. I'm not sure he took the right lessons away from his time with the tank. At the bare minimum he could stand to lift a weight or two. I wish him well.
 
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