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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
It was funny when Luke was convinced he was going to get voted off, but went through the votes ready to mess with them and like all but one were for Symbal.
 
Blackstar said:
It would've been better if Simbal was in the finale instead of Payton but Binx immediately taking him out after weeks of immunity was really funny, she was dead set on enacting Total Poo Death.
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Simbal getting voted out while everyone thought it was Luke who's cooked was the highlight of FH2. Though I wonder how much more miserable the RV trip would've been for everyone else with both Simbal and Fatty.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
Simbal should have been in the final 3 with Burt and Mizzy. He was a fierce competitor and a perfect antagonist for the show. Letting him get voted off was a huge mistake and another case of production shooting themselves in the foot for no reason. They literally could have just ignored the votes. The "rules" can change at anytime for any reason.
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Having contestants vote for who gets eliminated had to have been the most retarded decision made in season 3. Even with how so many plans fell apart I can still see what they were going for, and I appreciate it. With this method of elimination (compared to challenges) it’s completely retarded and just encourages playing as safely as possible, AKA being boring.
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Brandon news: Trump and Musk took away his taxpayer funding! https://www.threads.net/@brandonhilton/post/DGHf0kVRwpR
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Why in the actual hell would the government need to fund shit like this? Does anyone, no matter how libtarded, have a real reason for justifying paying for this?
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Truck update: that's a lot of oil
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Has anything actually happened on the cameras? It baffles me how they did something for ONE day, only for complete dead air afterwards
 
Vantablack Truth said:
Having contestants vote for who gets eliminated had to have been the most retarded decision made in season 3. Even with how so many plans fell apart I can still see what they were going for, and I appreciate it. With this method of elimination (compared to challenges) it’s completely retarded and just encourages playing as safely as possible, AKA being boring.
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It also made it extremely predictable who was going to get voted off. Part of having a drama reality show like that is surprising/dramatic contestant vote offs and I remember every single time knowing exactly who was going home. I don't think there was a single person who got voted off that shocked me.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
It also made it extremely predictable who was going to get voted off. Part of having a drama reality show like that is surprising/dramatic contestant vote offs and I remember every single time knowing exactly who was going home. I don't think there was a single person who got voted off that shocked me.
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Also, if you’re going to go through with allowing contestants to vote on who’s eliminated you need to be able to read the audience and what’s best for content, then rig accordingly. It’s doesn’t have to be outright lying about the votes even though that could work once or twice, but try to create opportunities for immunity that might favor one fish over another. None of this “binx sucked the immunity cock” stuff either.
 
Marche said:
the problem with his immunity was that literally 70% of the cast left before any votes happened.
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I agree that this was the major problem, they couldn't do any challenges with real stakes (immunity/elimination) because two of the contestants had immunity for what felt like nearly 2 weeks. The cast was too small by that point because of the alexis/trayvon/alex b walkouts to actually remove someone without impacting content before FH2.0 - and the two immunities put them in a complete stalemate up until the final FH1.0 vote which was never going to be anyone but Mizzy.

They should've wiped the slate clean after the walk-offs, but then production would have had to face the wrath of the lion. Another alternative is to only make immunity last X amount of days, vote or no vote (but that'd still lead to cast bitching). It'd be better to remove voting entirely or be far more careful about how many people can have immunity. When 2/5 of the cast have immunity the resulting vote is almost a formality at that point.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
It also made it extremely predictable who was going to get voted off. Part of having a drama reality show like that is surprising/dramatic contestant vote offs and I remember every single time knowing exactly who was going home. I don't think there was a single person who got voted off that shocked me.
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This

I remember waking up during S1 and discovering Jon was gone

i felt genuinely sad lol



I miss the era of not really knowing what F.T was like in S1
 
Hoi Polloi said:
I agree that this was the major problem, they couldn't do any challenges with real stakes (immunity/elimination) because two of the contestants had immunity for what felt like nearly 2 weeks. The cast was too small by that point because of the alexis/trayvon/alex b walkouts to actually remove someone without impacting content before FH2.0 - and the two immunities put them in a complete stalemate up until the final FH1.0 vote which was never going to be anyone but Mizzy.

They should've wiped the slate clean after the walk-offs, but then production would have had to face the wrath of the lion. Another alternative is to only make immunity last X amount of days, vote or no vote (but that'd still lead to cast bitching). It'd be better to remove voting entirely or be far more careful about how many people can have immunity. When 2/5 of the cast have immunity the resulting vote is almost a formality at that point.
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Honestly at this point going forward I think they should not eliminate anyone, having a full house is always better and makes people hate each other more knowing nobody will be kicked for being assholes.
 
Since we are on the topic of voting in fishtank (and how much it sucks), i legitimately think fishtank would be better if they went back to what they did on seasons 1 and 2. Just rigging every elimination. They did it most of the time on seasons one and two. If it does not happen on camera on fishtank they almost certainly rig it and it works alot better than voting. Ill go mental if i have to listen to people talk about who they want to vote out for 3 weeks nonstop. On season 3 the normies proved incapable of even doing the voting correctly, by voting Ian out (a total non threat), and voting Mizzy out instead of their real competion, Burt.
 
Considering the vast majority of 'eliminations' on Fishtank are non-formalized in the way of crash-outs and storm offs, I don't think curtailing the one or two 'proper' eliminations that have happened in the show's run is going to affect things significantly. The only way you're going to circumvent people prematurely leaving is to make people sign contracts ensuring they won't leave until X date, but that carries a host of problems by itself.
 
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Excuse me?! I fucking EARNED that $50,000! I was a damn-near nonstop 24/7 content machine for six brutal weeks, risking my mental health to make that nonsensical circus what it was. Then they blew MY money in a bullshit casino bet, despite me being VERY VOCAL about my gambling addiction? I SINGLE-HANDEDLY pulled in OVER HALF A MILLION DOLLARS: MORE THAN 10x the grand prize! And now, people are GLAD that I got fucked over just because I’m not some prissy prude?! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE WITH THAT NONSENSE! I earned that $50K and MORE!

 
Blackstar said:
I SINGLE-HANDEDLY pulled in OVER HALF A MILLION DOLLARS: MORE THAN 10x the grand prize! And now, people are GLAD that I got fucked over just because I’m not some prissy prude?! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE WITH THAT NONSENSE! I earned that $50K and MORE!
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Is he saying the he got 500,000 in TTS just to himself? And saying "I earned that $50K and MORE!" is a major red flag, claiming that not only does he deserves the grand prize but also a bonus or something? I remember him saying a few weeks ago that he deserved more since he brought the money in to the show but that's very dangerous water to be in IMO, probably going to try to ask for a percentage or something going forwards.

Just doing some retard math, TTS was off the first two weeks(heavily curated when it was on brielfy), and was off for probably atleast another week during the RV trip and for other reasons, so that leaves 3 weeks. 3 weeks with no TTS on at night (retarded of the wiggers, the fish learn to sleep through them anyways so why not let them play), so that leaves 16 hours a day for 3 weeks, so 336 hours of uptime on TTS. Thats 1488$(lmao) an hour hes claiming he made the show through TTS. Again total retard math but still somewhat in the ballpark of what hes claiming.
 
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