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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Sicko Hunter said:
You guys remember that weird period where like half of the Fishtank fanbase or like 30% pretended the ball brothers was really unfunny when it was hilarious and one of the best bits of the show?

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The Ball Bros are an acquired taste, like a fine wine or an expensive liquor. Not that you'd know what either of those taste like because you spent your money on a ball donation for that sweet, sweet shoutout.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
You guys remember that weird period where like half of the Fishtank fanbase or like 30% pretended the ball brothers was really unfunny when it was hilarious and one of the best bits of the show?

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Whats going on just outside of the confessional in this moment is also just incredible. You can see Payton leave in the middle of this clip.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
You guys remember that weird period where like half of the Fishtank fanbase or like 30% pretended the ball brothers was really unfunny when it was hilarious and one of the best bits of the show?
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I'm tired of people pretending this wasn't peak:
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Sicko Hunter said:
You guys remember that weird period where like half of the Fishtank fanbase or like 30% pretended the ball brothers was really unfunny when it was hilarious and one of the best bits of the show?

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yeah, and I called everyone a faggot who didn't enjoy the kino musicality of the ball brothers. I remember when me and @Blackstar stayed up late watching the concert
 
Sicko Hunter said:
You guys remember that weird period where like half of the Fishtank fanbase or like 30% pretended the ball brothers was really unfunny when it was hilarious and one of the best bits of the show?
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Ball brothers got better but in the beginning(when introduced) it was just a blatant cash-grab filler that dragged on and was not particulary funny.
BB in Vanity during FH 2.0 was one of the best S3 moments though.
 
Osama Bin Laden said:
No, you were bitching about staying up late and wanted to go to sleep. I remember it was when the concert was over and when they brought the fan freestyles out, then you went to sleep

If it wasn't you, it was someone else and I remember this moment. I'm not skitzo
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I did stay up late for nontent sometimes and complained about it but not for the concert, I remember going to bed while they were walking outside and trying to promote the concert to passer-by's and then waking up and seeing the shitshow.
 
Strong like Bruce Willis said:
ADL is in shambles. One of Jon's production member just had a meltdown and told everyone to clean the rented AirBnB lodge. Shadi is currently searching for the cheapest cleaning service because nobody in the house want to clean the lodge.
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Found the clip (albeit with very quiet audio). Gave me major Chip looking for his cigarette vibes.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
You guys remember that weird period where like half of the Fishtank fanbase or like 30% pretended the ball brothers was really unfunny when it was hilarious and one of the best bits of the show?

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It was funny, then it was cringe paypig milking, then it was funny again. I think the Ball Brothers performance at B3 vanity was widely acclaimed.
 
hog cranking frog said:
One of the best parts of FT is KF chat. The thread just non stop doom posting. The chat full of wonder and surprise.
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It depends on the day. Season two KF chat was also filled with doomposting the last two weeks. And rightfully so. I think season three doomposting wasn’t as bad because they did so good the first half it counteracted the shit that came after.
 
Most of y'all aren't even around in the chat in-between seasons as we circlejerk about how the wiggers fuck everything up while also currently laughing at Jons shitshow, smh.
 
joker jimmy said:
Seems like a lot of problems with Fishtank come from Sam being unable to put aside his chuddy father figure stuff. Alex being pushed out was unreal. Sam telling him that his protege wouldn’t huff BBW Latino farts as if that’s not the exact kind of freak that SHOULD be on the show. Same thing with trying to “improve” TJ, blowing up FH2.0 over Brandon, even not paying Burt. He needs to virtue signal to the ten remaining 4chan era MDE fans and it gets in the way of content
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I want to elaborate on this because I’ve been thinking about it a bit.

Sam has cultivated a very particular image. He is a wignat very open about his views on Jews, gays, troons, etc. He’s said specifically to resist the corruption of modern Hollywood, avoid making degenerate or pozzed content and reach for some kind of ideal. You know, artist guy stuff. He wants to teach self-reliance and masculinity, encourage people to seek life offline.

But in Fishtank, arguably his most successful venture, he has created something that is the exact opposite of all of those things. There’s puking, gay black dudes masturbating, porn stars, multiple pedophiles, open paypigging, a community made up of exactly the kind of hyper online NEET that Sam apparently wants to rehabilitate, and I think it’s impossible that he doesn’t recognize that disconnect on some level. So every once in a while he has to go out of his way to show that he’s still the guy that made Jews Rock!, position himself as better than the freaks, and try to restore his image a little.

The best example of this is relentlessly bullying the S2 OnlyFans girl during Bitchtank. Poking her stomach, telling her no one wants to look at her. Even Ben seems nauseous. The fact is that his show is full of black faggots, promiscuous women, and chud NEETs, and it comes off as super disingenuous and sometimes even cruel when he acts like that’s not the case.
 
joker jimmy said:
The best example of this is relentlessly bullying the S2 OnlyFans girl during Bitchtank. Poking her stomach, telling her no one wants to look at her. Even Ben seems nauseous.
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I think you're confusing Jackie (the s2 onlyfans girl) with Bliccy (the girl who got her stomach poked during the physical exam on bitchtank). Bliccy was also on season 2 during the dating show thing but she is not an onlyfans girl.
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Since Sam claims to be a neo-nazi so openly and tells his audience of impressionable young men they need to join the Daily Stormer Troll Army he should only be allowed to have recently released inmates from the Aryan Brotherhood on Fishtank. If he thinks whites are the so-called "master race" I can't understand why he would associate with anyone outside of his own group. Makes no sense. Going further, why would he call the show Fishtank when it's about humans and not fish and they live in a house and not a tank?? Think about it. A Fishtank is full of water but when the house started to flood all the production and crew desperately tried to stop the water from getting inside. Not much of a Fishtank if you ask me.
 
Noble Redditor said:
Since Sam claims to be a neo-nazi so openly and tells his audience of impressionable young men they need to join the Daily Stormer Troll Army he should only be allowed to have recently released inmates from the Aryan Brotherhood on Fishtank. If he thinks whites are the so-called "master race" I can't understand why he would associate with anyone outside of his own group. Makes no sense. Going further, why would he call the show Fishtank when it's about humans and not fish and they live in a house and not a tank?? Think about it. A Fishtank is full of water but when the house started to flood all the production and crew desperately tried to stop the water from getting inside. Not much of a Fishtank if you ask me.
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Because Jet is a scammer.
 
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