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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
If this idea was ran by a competent group and had a large cash prize it could be really interesting. Rules are you only can be out of the room/offline like 30 min a day or you are eliminated, last one wins. To keep them entertaining/on schedule you could just eliminate a certain percentage of lowest viewer counts every week.
 
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Alex and his whale are getting a divorce.
I didn't catch everything because I wasn't watching, but he was in a call with Sam and said he actually wants to be in S4, then his wife just said that they're going to divorce.
 
The Ogresses marriage only ends when she dies of a heart attack or accidentally squishes Alex B to death.

The chocolate man is decently watchable, I appreciate his commitment to eating bleached undercooked chicken and painting himself with chocolate sauce to become trans-racial. He'd make a decent fish with his calm demeanor, need a good mix of them with some screeching retards.
 
foam rolla said:
It would be funny if the auditions were just a ruse to steal money and have people make fools of themselves on stream. And then have Production actually already have a cast of contestants.
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someone from staff already got "deep"
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I Am Not Really said:
jimmy/mephisto lore --> is apparently this gOOnTM guy
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this Cr4ftDy dude is taking majority credit for writing Jimmy's script and is also from the "Guy Heaven" group


I missed big_dingus's exit? Was it bc his wife pressured him to stop? There is another clip on the site after this so he didn't do it immediately.



Consider me surprised how many people are willing to put themselves on the site and not be instantly discouraged. Letting Jimmy and Alex through also fucked the dynamics. In addition to TTS/SFX being broken quite a lot and @ing being the only form of "chatting" to them.
Jet only showed real interest in Alex while he was on (wants him for a .5).

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this experiment is one of 5 avenues they're using for S4 casting
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I know the whole " If you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not." is a thing but I am better than every single person streaming. Not saying I would be more entertaining but I at least don't have a gamer chair or look like I smell.

This is exactly how I expected the fans to look though given how ip2 stream snipers looked.
 
skrod said:
Some TTS that Burt has been sending to Alex B. I took a screenshot of Alex B looking at his streamlabs during his stream a few minutes ago. Alex B checked earlier and said that it's Burt's actual twitch account.


"Alex, this is Burt. After my surgery tomorrow, I'm getting help for my sex addiction. I still love and care about you.
I hope you find the strength to face your own struggles too. Maybe we can both come out... (cuts off)"

"Alex, it's Burt again. I realized I'm attracted to you because you remind me of my little brother. You're loud, wild, handsome, and completely incomprehensible, just like him. And for some reason, that turns me on. Can you unblock my phone number?"

"Alex, unblock my number. I need to talk to you.
It's weird, but I'm attracted to you because you remind me of my little brother: you're a loud, wild, and a handsome firecracker, just like him.
Don't ignore me. You know what happens to guys who do."

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fake according to burt's tech bro, aka tripp
 
I Am Not Really said:
Jet only showed real interest in Alex while he was on (wants him for a .5).

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Jet's in the right here, Alex B is content and should come back. As long as they can get him and not his wife, it'll be good. She's a 600lb anchor around his neck though and she will definitely demand to tag along, separating them is going to be tough but necessary.

Dingus was the only streamer who I found really interesting in a "he might be fun on Fishtank" way last night, none of the girls has been interesting, there was one, baldgirl, last night who was yet another Tayleigh clone. Someone mentioned the myg0t cake troll and that's a perfect comparison to this.
 
S.C.U.D. said:
Jet's in the right here, Alex B is content and should come back. As long as they can get him and not his wife, it'll be good. She's a 600lb anchor around his neck though and she will definitely demand to tag along, separating them is going to be tough but necessary.

Dingus was the only streamer who I found really interesting in a "he might be fun on Fishtank" way last night, none of the girls has been interesting, there was one, baldgirl, last night who was yet another Tayleigh clone. Someone mentioned the myg0t cake troll and that's a perfect comparison to this.
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Funny thing about that is the whale and Alex got into a fight on the stream on fishtank.live because SHE was the one that wanted to be on fishtank
 
Agares said:
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I'M COMING FOR YOU JET NEPTUNE!
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Javier Milei at home:

I think this season will be pretty good, looks like they're not locking in to one mentality. Hopefully they are able to find a winning formula this time around.
JET I'M COMING FOR YOU with ideas if you're interested

Also, 3.5 does seem to be happening now? Is that the space ship or is 4 the space ship?
 
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Ever Seen A Rolex said:
Javier Milei at home:

I think this season will be pretty good, looks like they're not locking in to one mentality. Hopefully they are able to find a winning formula this time around.
JET I'M COMING FOR YOU with ideas if you're interested

Also, 3.5 does seem to be happening now? Is that the space ship or is 4 the space ship?
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Jet did say they were actually taking multiple approaches to casting for the next season. Thank god. Most of these streamers were nontent tryhards and dollar store ethots minus king Dingus of course.

Dont think there will be a 3.5 but we’re probably getting more content on the site to hold us off until 4 starts.
 
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