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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
I said yoobles was going to set one of his doors on fire and dive through it yesterday as a joke. Close enough. He put it out after a site popup told him to.
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lmao he's already been assauled by Frank and Bunnies and tied up. Now he has to crawl like this to his destination while Frank smacks him with an electric fly swatter.
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This is what I'm talking about! This is truly worthy of being a Fishtank spinoff, not people pissing in their own faces and smearing their shit on their walls like the freaks streaming themselves to the FT site.
 
Here's a clip of Yoobles almost setting his house on fire.
 
The Stream Stars fishtoys are a fucking misery. Constant sound spam you can't turn off, forcing you into another stream so you have to go back, it makes this shit unwatchable.
It was already unwatchable, Square Hut is more watchable.

Uh.... guys. A pirate ship just appeared in my inventory on the FT site and I couldn't find any references to it on the subreddit or any of the resource sites. Pirate tank confirmed.
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There was a small pirate ship in s3 near the bar, if you clicked on it you got the ship in your inventory. It's probably just a random drop in your inventory and doesn't mean much.
 
Foofiders, who has been streaming from his garage and pretty boring this whole time, did an indoors burnout for the content.
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Some random dudes came to Yoobles' house and were fucking with him in his room but they're gone now. The whole thing was blurry because of those fucking fishtoys. Leave it to the wiggers to take something good and find a way to completely fucking ruin it. :lossmanjack:
 
Do you think this sort of degenerate "anything for content" is what they are looking for in S4 casting? Are they really just going to want a house full of people more than willing to eat shit?
At most one of these people would be tolerable as a freeloader for like a couple days. I don't think they have the Goocheese energy needed to be more than just that.
 
Do you think this sort of degenerate "anything for content" is what they are looking for in S4 casting? Are they really just going to want a house full of people more than willing to eat shit?
No, because they're only going to pick 1 or 2 people from this. This is one of several planned casting methods. Obviously it's the wiggers so who really knows but that's what they've said.
 
CK has joined Stream Stars. This is the most viewers she's had ever.
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Do you think this sort of degenerate "anything for content" is what they are looking for in S4 casting?
Its far more likely that the $30k this shitshow has made thus far is going directly towards funding a casting agency. If anything participation in this just ensures you cannot sneak on like that Juggalo guy that posted attempt back in April.
 
That was fast.
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This came after she started doing duster on stream.
 
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