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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Plasticise said:
The live auditions are currently ongoing, and Nanatty and Slightly homeless, two IP2 streamers are currently livestreaming themselves working their way through the line into the buidling. Based off how fast the line is moving each interview must only be about 3-5 minutes (they actually are only on number 3 now so they are taking more time than that, homeless got number 47 on the wait list) they also have armed security at the building. 99% of the people ive seen so far are bearded 20 something's men. They where both told by the security guy to turn off their streams when they went in but have not yet.
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I see Jet finally found a clown shirt to go with the $1000 clown shoes.
 
A couple people on the FT site are streaming the waiting room for today's auditions. One of them, PHD, is a Japanese woman. I haven't seen her yet but if she's at least a 3/10 there's no need to audition, just cast her and she's a free money printer for the show.
 
CornBogFitz said:
Can we give Osama a fucking kiwi award or something? Idk what’s the opposite of a pink triangle? This isn’t the first time I seen shit almost slip through the internets fingers just to have saved by this master archiver
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Brandon is extremely litigious and this picture was being uploaded to discords, he was DMCAing discord and having it yanked down. Anything involving him needs to be instantly archived.
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>-Ack! said:
holy shit, this PHD girl looks like she was built in a factory to attract simps, if she gets in a season the show is fucked, i hope jet declines her otherwise we will have Josie 2.0 on steroids
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Turns out PHD is just a FT user restreaming the actual girl, Nanatty. She's not a small streamer herself already, although obviously Fishtank would give her a big bump. Her English is either very poor or nonexistent but that won't matter to the simps. I looked up some of her clips and she's gonna be like crack to simps. Just rig it to let her coast to the finale and S4 makes 2 million dollars from her alone.
 
JC recently went live on IG and power-leveled a lot about herself. Here's the clips
JC talked about pegging but she would never be a bottom for guys, girls maybe

JC said she watched beastiality clips when she tried to pirate Disney videos


JC said she watched porn on iPad while eating

JC said she never goon.
Most normal fishtank contestant, btw
 
CornBogFitz said:
Can we give Osama a fucking kiwi award or something? Idk what’s the opposite of a pink triangle? This isn’t the first time I seen shit almost slip through the internets fingers just to have saved by this master archiver
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the pink award

just follow the sites number 1 rule: archive everything.
 
the one thing that sets me off about brandon’s behavior is his threats of defamation and taking down videos.

brandon, i will spend every waking moment of my life making sure that video never gets deleted. it will be on the kiwifarms forever and if i have to make 1,000 alts to reupload it on youtube, i will.

if there’s anything i believe in, it’s pedophiles not having the right in restricting speech
 
Osama Bin Laden said:
the one thing that sets me off about brandon’s behavior is his threats of defamation and taking down videos.

brandon, i will spend every waking moment of my life making sure that video never gets deleted. it will be on the kiwifarms forever and if i have to make 1,000 alts to reupload it on youtube, i will.

if there’s anything i believe in, it’s pedophiles not having the right in restricting speech
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You definitely should write a thread on him. He fucking earned it by being a litigious faggot
 
Dick Cheney Respecter said:
You definitely should write a thread on him.
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around the time that brandon got exposed for the drag shit, i was going to write a thread on him but i felt that one incident wasn’t enough on its own for a thread.

now that he’s being a litigious faggot and i’m extremely autistic, i’ve completely changed my opinion as of last night.

luckily, i archived a lot of his shit because i knew he would DFE

watch out for PG today.
 
Today were they IRL auditions in NYC. Surprisingly Burt showed up - and was sitting in on auditions.
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After they were done they did a small photo op outside (with Ben & Jet, etc.). Instead of following production after it was over Burt was just standing around so OneSonic asked him if he wanted to hang out. After first mumbling about having to check with his mods Burt said he has nothing planned until later where he'd meeting production at a bar so he accepted the offer... now heading to the mold mansion with the IP2 freaks.
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Regarding the IRL auditions. Around 70(?) interested people showed up. The below is a group photo of those who showed up a bit before opening time:
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Some former stream stars (from p1) and current ones also made their way there. DracoLad was the first there filming but was eventually told to stop doing so by Jet.


(some other stream stars that went: stonefox, goblina, angleboysclub, whackytheclown, starsandtigers, BigCheddaGetta)

The "official" streamers being told to stop resulted in IP2 streamers taking over...
Onesonic, slightlyhomeless, nanatty, some suzanne lady(?), the black midget lady, etc... were streaming from inside the venue.
Despite being told by security to stop once they just kept going with no further action being taken.
A restream of them was eventuelly permitted on the FTL site as they were aware that everyone was watching those anyways.
Not everyone was happy about this. Grizzway collected some quotes from mints and AB_ on twitter of them acknowledging being aware of homeless's pdf allegations.

The auditions went until 5pm or so. Everyone had calling numbers assigned so people frequently walked around.

This Nana girl was the only person with audition footage tweeted by Jet:


What they didn't realize was that both her, and her BF(?) slightlyhomeless both recorded their auditions in secret.


I think most people would call the people auditioning there rather cringe and it was mostly guys. There were also some strange folks like "Tyrone" who is the manager of his "upcoming star" who has seen nothing of the show at all (some blond girl who was latter on taking notes from onesonic..).
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There was also a guy who got kicked out for coming off weird due to playing a character. He was crying after the ordeal as he supposedly spent his last money on the plane ticket there.
https://x.com/thedesign59/status/1903932537623175599 - Ben came outside to mog him shortly
he still got a photo later with them https://x.com/thedesign59/status/1903939969959268560

So yeah... with this alongside stream stars, street stars, raid stars & stream stars 2 they already got close to 300 "auditions" now lol? (end of stream stars 1 were 200+). It's anyone's guess the fuck is gonna happen with Season 4.




Editing in some more crap that happened.

big_dingus is on like his 4th name iteration now. he mentioned getting 5150'd by his family bc of his on stream behavior. no idea if that actually happened.


not soon after this he harassed sharpfart and told him he did a cum tribute on his phone to a picture of his ex. he apparently also got into her DMs. the canadian later did a revenge (fake) "tribute" on a scarecrow with dingus pic on it and burned it...


a rather wild afternoon was also captured during stream stars where CrossAmbrosius went to a pokémon themed mixer while streaming. he blasted the wildest TTS & SFX next to people with them hardly showing any reaction. being straight up racist in front of a black girl and even spouting total BS at the organizer. cringe of the highest order.
AB has some clips on his account:

a partial recording: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-ObzQXxm-k
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edit: I'm dumb - I scrolled over the posts mentioning the IRL. sorry about some duplicated info.
 
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Oprah Winfrey said:
Looks like Nana met with Letty in South Korea just a few days ago.
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So not quite as fresh faced as she comes off.
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I've not watched like any of Icepiss jap trip but pretty sure she first showed up as a sniper in Japan a few months back.
IIRC she is a former prostitute (could be wrong and just IP2 taking the piss but she does seem the type)

Slightlyhomeless is one of the more degen of the recent additions to be picked up by icepiss and fits very much more in line with the Ip2 side than the CX side. He is the one who got arrested with suspendas (creepy near 40 year old guy who married a Tai hooker and tried to make her a wife and is a cow in his own right and has a thread here) in Napal for asking a 15 year old out. they didnt know she was 15 but yea has a bit of lore and drama behind him.
 
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