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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Charnel Ground said:
Alex posted a picture of a barefaced Jaqueline "without 5 hours of makeup"

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Jeez...that's rough.
 
Perverted Monk said:
They are replaying all of season 1 from the beginning on the website.
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Sometimes I wish I had no life and didn't have shit to do so I can sit and watch this again 24/7, I would watch s1 from the very beginning easily. Unfortunately it looks like you need to pay to change the camera and as soon as you pay to change the camera some sperg will just pay to change it back to Josie's cam. So I guess this s1 restream is only really for antique Josie simps.
 
Hoi Polloi said:
She's still an absolute pig of a woman but she admittedly looks far less retarded and terrifying without the makeup.
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She would be fine slinging tamales out of an unlicensed cart on the street.

Why do ugly retards feel the need to play pretend and throw themselves online? The ogre can just be a fat pig in private no one would care.
 
They are going to be airing the unaired footage of the night the fishtank website went down in an hour or so, and it will cover up to when they went live on youtube, AB is teasing "probably nothing interesting happens"
I dont think anything interesting happens from what i remember them saying about it, they just didnt tell the fish there was a problem and just had them practice their skits. they might have actually had them act out an earlier version of their skits but thats probably it.
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AB also says that they have no footage of the night simmons got kicked and jon got drunk, which is obviously a lie. Didnt Jet even threaten him with the footage of it when they where beefing leading up to ADL starting?
 
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I might do a recap of Letty's latest stream later (it's still going on), as A LOT happened there, but one point worth noting is that since Letty conclusively friendzoned TJ yesterday he didn't spend any time moping around and immediately pulled some pretty good looking Japanese chick at a party that took place at Hyub's earlier today. After the cops came again (lol), they went to party outside and the entire time the girl and TJ were pretty hot and heavy. Later everybody came back to Hyub's place sans TJ and the girl so chances are they took the first train back to the porn hotel TJ is staying at or the girls place. For someone who is a total sperg, the retard rizz just somehow works.
 
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Plasticise said:
They are going to be airing the unaired footage of the night the fishtank website went down in an hour or so, and it will cover up to when they went live on youtube, AB is teasing "probably nothing interesting happens"
I dont think anything interesting happens from what i remember them saying about it, they just didnt tell the fish there was a problem and just had them practice their skits. they might have actually had them act out an earlier version of their skits but thats probably it.
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AB also says that they have no footage of the night simmons got kicked and jon got drunk, which is obviously a lie. Didnt Jet even threaten him with the footage of it when they where beefing leading up to ADL starting?
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Please tell me they are going to air the footage from night of the Simmons elimination when Jon got wasted and went Ape shit and they turned the down stairs cameras off. I'll make sure to tune in for that night.
 
The S1 stream is hardly worth watching because nobody is manning the feed. It just runs on a single camera and the fish will leave the room for literal hours. I started a yt-dl session on the feed when they tweeted there was going to be lost footage but thus far it was an empty room for an hour and 15min then Letty comes in and silently writes in a notebook for 45min before the other fish come into the room. Nobody is manning the feed and switching cameras to interesting stuff so its the worst possible experience you could get for S1.
 
Earlier today Alex went live with Binx but got swatted by the pig and got interrogated by the cops who could tell that he was fucked up on something. There's clips of it on twitter but I cannot archive right now.
 
Blackstar said:
Earlier today Alex went live with Binx but got swatted by the pig and got interrogated by the cops who could tell that he was fucked up on something. There's clips of it on twitter but I cannot archive right now.
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Here's a clip from Youtube. Binx is basically being interrogated while on the call :story:

I'm trying to bring the filesize down so watch this space for a local archive. @else_letter beat me to it while I was in the middle of working on this.

At about 2:40 Alex in MA comes up and he and Binx try to explain Fishtank to the cop. Binx does not do a good job. Alex is asked if he's on drugs at 4:10.

ETA: local archive, cut the filesize down by about 2/3:

 
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else_letter said:
Clipper nico uploaded it.

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What the fuck is going on with those ads? Holy shit that's intrusive. Is that Twitch? Fuck whoever does that shit. I don't watch Twitch but it's insane that they inject them besides the video. Fuck Twitch.

I watched the movie that Tai is in. It's called Rats! (2024). It's set somewhere between 2007-2009 and follows an alt/scene/punk kid who gets involved with drug dealers and whatnot.

It's a mix between Pineapple Express and Napoleon Dynamite. I'd give it a 8/10. It was pretty funny, the music reminds me of late 2000s era, and it has a few really funny over the top gore moments. There's also a scene where a female cop shits in a toilet and they show all of it from a toilet cam for shock value

It's pretty easy to find on TPB. Nobody had been seeding it for a long time and I was finally able to download it tonight. Now it's sitting at 8 seeders.
 
Devil's Avocado said:
I might do a recap of Letty's latest stream later (it's still going on), as A LOT happened there, but one point worth noting is that since Letty conclusively friendzoned TJ yesterday he didn't spend any time moping around and immediately pulled some pretty good looking Japanese chick at a party that took place at Hyub's earlier today.
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The best part was TJ showing off his sheer autism and obsession with game of thrones (or a song of ice and fire he corrects everyone as the correct way of saying the series title)
All party's involved are hammered throughout all of this.
Nan-chan (the Jap girl he got with, literally a random girl they met stumbling around already drunk when they where buying supplies for their night of drinking) Asks one of the people with them to translate for her, since her English is not so good. She asks the translator to tell TJ that she wants to spend more time with him, and something about she wants to hold him while he goes to sleep,
TJ mumbles something unintelligible. Letty asks him to repeat himself, and again he mumbles something unintelligible. Letty asks him if hes even speaking English and laughs.
After a few moments he collects himself and says clearly what he has been mumbling: "I am the IMP" (referring to himself as Tyrion lannister from GOT).
He then repeats himself a few more times "I AM THE IMP". The Jap girl Nan-chan gets upset that he did not respond to what she asked of him, if he wants to spend more time with her. He apologizes and after she asks if he is seeing anyone, and he says no, they make out. Retard rizz in action.
He also completely unprompted was asking people "are you Varys?" and "who here is the littlefinger?"
Also they got the cops called on them 3 times in 3 hours, after the first time they left Hyubs apartment, and as they where leaving the apartment the cops showed up a second time, the third time was when they where getting more drunk in a graveyard.
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Heres the video of TJ claiming hes the Imp

Im going to make a highlight reel of his best drunk moments, as he was really the highlight of the whole night. Alot of shouting gibberish in women's faces, and dragging the Jap girl around by the neck.
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While this was going down in fishtank chat i was certain TJ would say the dreaded words all Japs hate but of course Letty did it instead.
 
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Xavier Ravenblood said:
What the fuck is going on with those ads? Holy shit that's intrusive. Is that Twitch? Fuck whoever does that shit. I don't watch Twitch but it's insane that they inject them besides the video. Fuck Twitch.
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If you're talking about the little pokemon running around on the bottom there's a twitch plugin that does that.

Each viewer gets a bulbasaur sprite by default and when they talk in chat it's displayed above the sprite's head in a chat bubble.

Yes, it is fucking retarded.
 
Dick Nosed said:
If you're talking about the little pokemon running around on the bottom there's a twitch plugin that does that.

Each viewer gets a bulbasaur sprite by default and when they talk in chat it's displayed above the sprite's head in a chat bubble.

Yes, it is fucking retarded.
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He is talking about the ads sliding in from the left and top because it was recorded from a phone.
 
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