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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
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I enjoy the oddball fish who were not part of the community or any MDE stuff before the tank like Tai and Greg and Mizzy who just sorta embrace it.
 
On Mizzy's stream, Burt admits to having sexual feelings for his mother while Mizzy reacts/responds in-character as Jerry Seinfeld:


No wonder he's constantly talking about her being hot.
 
Even though we didn't see Bill a whole lot, I think he is pretty similar to Burt on how both of them are desperate to bang someone. Bill likes to call fat chick, give them gifts, and even made one of them his fiancee. It seems like the only normal family member in Burt's family are his mother and sister.
Burt has said his mum is a pretty die hard Christian like the pokemon are demons kind
 
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Note, although this is a joke, Burt has repeatedly stated a preference for pooners over trannies.
 
Burt has to have been molested heavily as a kid right?
100%. He's a hypersexual gay guy who comes from a super religious family who talks about having sex with his family members. I don't believe anyone is born acting like Burt.
 
Even though we didn't see Bill a whole lot, I think he is pretty similar to Burt on how both of them are desperate to bang someone. Bill likes to call fat chick, give them gifts, and even made one of them his fiancee. It seems like the only normal family member in Burt's family are his mother and sister.
Burt has to have been molested heavily as a kid right?
Burt's sister Vanessa is the opposite. She said she had one boyfriend in her life and I think she might be a virgin. She blames her mom for this, as she scared her away from boys and sex with her turbo-conservative Christianity. Make of this what you will. She's pretty normal aside from being autistic and naive. Also, she still lives with her mom in the house that Burt bought.
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The origins of Burt saying his mom is hot and that he wants to fuck her could be his true thoughts, but at this point it's definitely one of his recurring bits that he does repeatedly because it gets a strong reaction from his fans IMO.

Burt singing the same song parody back in May
 
Binx experienced cultural enrichment in Rotterdam.

She had her hat and glasses stolen by the same youths after this.
 
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Note, although this is a joke, Burt has repeatedly stated a preference for pooners over trannies.
Genuinely thought this was Matan Even before opening the thumbnail. Now that I think about it, it'd be a very kino episode if they did ever meet up, though I don't really want a sexpest like Burt to be around minors even if it is Matan.
 
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