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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
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If you click the cameras on the website between 10pm and 10am Eastern you get this prompt. There probably wont be any free cameras this season since they dropped the season pass price down to $10
 
I'll just watch on restream sites like usual cause their website sucks ass with all the stupid sound effects
There’s gotta be a way to one and done block the clan sounds with filters in Brave, it’d probably make the site less resource intensive on laptops too not having to play back sounds over and over
 
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If you click the cameras on the website between 10pm and 10am Eastern you get this prompt. There probably wont be any free cameras this season since they dropped the season pass price down to $10
The truth comes out. Lower the season pass price and paywall so much content that a pass is effectively required to watch the show. Interesting strategy.
 
If you click the cameras on the website between 10pm and 10am Eastern you get this prompt. There probably wont be any free cameras this season since they dropped the season pass price down to $10
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I'd wager that they undo this at some point, paywalling off 50% of the season will not go well for them. Everyone will just use restreamers.

EDIT: Jet has clarified on twitter that only the ability to select cams will be taken away from 10pm-10am for non season pass holders, and that they will still be able to view the director cam
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When they've bought multiple houses and are all constantly wearing designer clothes do they REALLY need to keep doing more jewish bullshit to squeeze out more pennies? Their greed is insane.
 
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I'd wager that they undo this at some point, paywalling off 50% of the season will not go well for them. Everyone will just use restreamers.
I would agree but I mean they already paywalled like 30% of the cameras in previous seasons so if that didn't kill it then idk. Also the youtube director cam very rarely ran as late as 10PM to begin with so I wouldn't assume that will be affected.
 
I have no problem paying ten dollars to watch the show, honestly. I’m not sure why people expect it to be free. As a side note, why is this thread suddenly full of /pol/ posters?
 
Apparently some police reports from S3 have surfaced, here they are in no particular order.

A concern troll had called the police to have a welfare check on Burt because Jet, dressed as red shark, had poured yogurt on him.

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Brandon had his fag boyfriend file a police report claiming that Zipp! has meth in it. If only.

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Someone had swatted the house with a murder suicide bait.

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Apparently CK had made an appearance at the S3 house as well

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10 dollars is nothing for the show, but I'm not giving ten dollars to Jet who brags about making retarded purchases like shutter shades that are hundreds of dollars. Surely there's another way you can earn money than just shut the side down for 12 hours for non-paypigs. The reason I love fishtank isn't just for watching retards, it's watching retards with my friends and those friends aren't paying ten bucks to see burt masturbate while people argue one room over. They'll need to crack down really hard on streaming sites if they want this to even vaguely work
 
I have no problem paying ten dollars to watch the show, honestly. I’m not sure why people expect it to be free.
because its been free for the first 4 seasons and they've obviously been making a fuck ton of money from it.

I actually wouldn't even care about paying $10 a month while the show is on if their shitty website didn't make my laptop sound like its going to catch on fire.
 
I have no problem paying ten dollars to watch the show, honestly. I’m not sure why people expect it to be free. As a side note, why is this thread suddenly full of /pol/ posters?
If the stream stayed up close to 24/7, the website wasn't a shit-show, and they made some progress on the audio issues, I'd be willing to throw them $20 per season.
 
$10/month sounds reasonable, at least until you remember half the tech shit going wrong in Bloodgames, and a whole week of S3 having to be cut into an RV shitshow. If they don't fuck up too badly with S4 (they will), I'd be fine with subscribing at least for Bloodgames 2.
 
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I'd wager that they undo this at some point, paywalling off 50% of the season will not go well for them. Everyone will just use restreamers.

EDIT: Jet has clarified on twitter that only the ability to select cams will be taken away from 10pm-10am for non season pass holders, and that they will still be able to view the director cam
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Making the price $10 a month is a huge improvement imo and I'd be fine with pay walling the camera selection at night if the director's stream isn't complete shit.

Worst case scenario is that they are going to take the time off at 10PM and leave director mode stuck on one camera (or switching between cameras on a timer) and they will continue operating director mode at 10AM. That would really suck, but if they actually operate director's mode properly at night then I think this might be a fair arrangement. It's worth the experiment anyway, if it keeps the wiggers on a schedule and not drained of energy through the whole season (doubtful).
 
Shoutout to the guy in this thread who predicted Jet would use charging 10 dollars to act like a smug asshole you called it
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My prediction: 9:59 PM, first night, heavy exposition dump. Hey! Where'd the cameras go?

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Yeah, I was going, oh presumably theyve figured out (what everyone else already knew since S1 I guess), that all the interesting, funny, clipable stuff happens after 10.

They (like half of them) sleep until like 10 am, then mill around calm and/or hungover for a bit until like 3, when someone will show up and they try to round them all up and wait for other people to get there, they do one challenge at like 4 or 5 that doesnt matter, then hang out more until 8 when they start getting them drunk, and THEN after a while the funny, interesting drama stuff starts to happen and they stay up until like 3 am.

I mean I get it I guess its okay if its only the ability to choose cameras, too, but they know whats up though.
 
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