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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
Calling it now - Rachel is definitely going to Markypost at some point, she's telegraphing it too hard by calling Sam by his real name.
I'm honestly worried more about Daniel either Markyposting or doing something similar and getting himself Cole'd. I hope I'm wrong.

I didn't think about Rachel though, you might be right. There's no one that gets more vindictive than fat people, especially if Sam really upsets her.
 
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it smells like fucking cheese in here
 
It does almost feel like a purposeful parody of itself. Back in S1 house. All the dudes are autistic as hell. All the females are attention whores, she beasts or have no real personality to speak of.

I hope whatever twists they have planned sticks the landing, but it's Fishtank so who am I kidding?
 
Sam seems to also hate Angela, which is good.
Freddie also caught himself and let it slip that he knew about Fishbux. I wouldn't think much of it but he acted like he said nigger or something and changed the subject immediately lol. He said it in front of Daniel who was sketching out about plants at the time too.
I don't think he ever pretended to not know the show. Earlier he said, he knew the show from watching clips. I think it would be possible to know about fishbucks and not be a superfan of the show. Since they weren't secretive about the show this time, I don't think it's weird he follows them on social media either.
Is Ellie the plant? 18 years old and can apparently just be away from home for weeks and NOT tell her parents? One is a homeless meth addict? An ASIAN female meth homeless addict? Nah. Not a thing.

This fat bitch is so obnoxious. She's already making it hard to watch.
Yes, there are Asian female meth addicts. Why would a non-meth addict mom be more okay with her being a plant than a contestant? It's not really less shameful.
the meth addict is the aussie stripper
No, she likes crack.
 
Second TTS (not counting Mints' test TTS) of the season. Life is so Mizzy.
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