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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Season 2 you could argue that the very house they filmed in was the soul of s2, it was a beautiful looking season where you could tell they put their all into that place.
You can say what you want about season 2 but it by far had the most kino shots of any season. The only one that was comparable was Bloodgames.
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Far as I can understand they sequestered them at the Season 2 and Season 3 house and they've been around for over 24hrs waiting with the exception of Ellie who was an emergency casting. From there it was Luke driving each and every one to the S1 house. Vance and Luca seem to have been cut from production for some reason, the crew seems to be smaller than it was even for Season 3.
Semi-interesting, but this is the new cameraman (per a story shared by the Fishtank insta account). Absolute wiggery but I’ll hold judgement until we know what’s actually going on.
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Link (sorry for no archive, on mobile atm)
 
Aryeh and Ranch are alone in the living room together... He was talking about wanting her to touch his body earlier
 
Youtube not working for me but I found a shitty third party stream where I can see the interviews.

Sam asks Ellie "do you know what the audience likes?

"....antisemitism."

He just stares at her. I laughed so hard.

She's a dark horse candidate. I have a feeling.
 
She probably has done exactly this.
She is a stripper who does "private" stuff so I reall would not be surprised if we a video of her butthole sooner or later
seen it
edit: I swear to god I am not fucking crazy. It was on X earlier and i cant find it. it was 3 separate pics from what looked like a Porn site with a caption something like 'Shes got to pay for crack somehow'
one WAS an ass pic.
I'm not really into it so I glanced and moved on.
I'm not crazy.
I swear!
 
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Honestly I have horrible luck with the Fishtank as the people that I choose seems to be kicked out or fail. But Aryen needs to win because he's too strange and too endearing. So here are some shitpost questions for tomorrow: Will Andy Dick recreate Pretty Woman with Direnc, will Aryen recreate Blood Meridian and become Judge Aryen, and lastly will that fat pig trauma dump some more?

Tune in same fish time, same fish site. (Jet should kill himself for paywalling the late night portion).
 
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