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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Archive of all confessionals

Angelina


Aryeh


Daniel


Direnc


Ellie


Freddy


Jin


Rachel
 
IF I PULLED THAT OFF WOULD YOU DIE?!
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Tai (hopefully as Simon again for the max S1 nostalgia) might be inbound. It's too early for him to get in the house, but he's probably going to hang with the production until then.
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A week ago, I knew Fishtank only as Sam Hyde's take on Big Brother and I happen to hate Big Brother, so I never paid any mind to it. Then I got recommended a Season 1 compilation on YouTube and found it so entertaining and intriguing that I tuned in live for this season's start. Spent six hours watching these retards and damn if it wasn't fun especially with Kiwifarms' live chat.

I think I am going to be hooked, which makes me equally scared and excited.
 
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0630 day 2: Daniel, Daranch, and the annoying one are all up and cleaning up the rice from yesterday. Its a good cast.

Now that theyve finished Daniel is autistically standing around staring at the stox saying nothing. He seems to have given up on being productive and is crawling back into bed to morguemax. Daranch is sitting in living room on a chair, and the annoying one went to take a shower. Its a good cast.

I have to say every season im amazed how the contestants can make sleeping look so unpleasant.
 
Interesting note about Ellie's confessional: a lot of her backstory was 1:1 Sam's own family life (split parents, doctor father, crazy mother), not sure if Sam realised she was making fun of him with that or not.
 
I missed these early morning vibes. Comfy, liminal, with an eerie sense of calm like you get when a hurricane is about to blow in.
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