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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Arye ready kids?

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MFW my galaxy gas addled wigger parasite has exposed me to horrific legal liabilities for the last time because he hired underage jailbait.


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Here is the exact moment Sam's brain started Markyposting.
 
Thoughts on the cast after the confessionals last night

Ellie: She was boring all day yesterday but the confessional made me like her. She's actually smart, has a mean streak, and the political grifter thing made me laugh.

Angelina: She's annoying as shit and borderline retarded but I think she'll end up being content.

Jin: Complete weirdo with some funny tendencies but I don't think that'll translate in to being entertaining on teh show.

Arya: Interesting fella. He has to be considered #1 just because he has defcon 1 autism and he's already been aggressive. I like how articulate he is, it makes him more interesting.

Fred: I liked him until the confessional where he came off as a crackhead

Aussie: Despite being a literal crackhead whore she came off as super personable. I like her and think she'll be really good when things start getting wild.

Daniel: Wildcard. He's a weirdo and amusing to watch, but unless he starts spazzing out I think he may be more pitiful than anything.

Rachel: Female AirsoftFatty in every way. Most annoying fish of all time. The trauma dumping is the most annoying thing ever. You can already tell that tts is going to completely break her within a few days. She's so annoying they'll probably bring her back as a freeloader though.
 
Halloween23 said:
Rachel: Female AirsoftFatty in every way. Most annoying fish of all time. The trauma dumping is the most annoying thing ever. You can already tell that tts is going to completely break her within a few days. She's so annoying they'll probably bring her back as a freeloader though.
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You underestimate her. Everything she said to Sam was a lie. She was riding waves of fake emotions saying bullshit to seem interesting, having to cycle new lies and emotions every time Sam asked a question. She is a a malignant narcissist, when she "breaks" due to the tts it will be performative.

Like you said, female AirSoftFatty in every way.
 
was watching the interviews and lmao when same was talking about darench
'what do you do when you're fucking her and you're like "ohhh yeahh the wrench"'
 
DapperShark said:
She also said something along the lines of wanting to become a right wing grifter when he asked her what she wanted to do with her life:story:
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This is 1:1 what she said before she was cast for the show as well. I don't think it has anything to do with Sam, just a joke she tells.
 
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