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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Who did it better: CWC with his Donald Duck impression or Aryeh with his Meatwad impression.
 
Benjamin Spooner Briggs said:
What's your conspiracy for this season?
I think none of them are fans, the joke is on us this time. They're making a few basic Fishtank and MDE references, but from what I've heard they're all pretty shallow. It sounds like the kind of stuff production might have told them to say, biggest evidence that they might actually be fans is the fish calling Goldstriker "Sam", but even that could be an elaborate way of throwing off the scent. It's far fetched but I just have a feeling, o' my brothers.
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I don't think so because of how quickly they started to fuck with each other. And because Ellie is obviously playing a role.
 
Did anyone see their Instagram story with "Access IDs" for all the fish. Could be related to the theme for the season.
 
ATPH said:
Did anyone see their Instagram story with "Access IDs" for all the fish. Could be related to the theme for the season.
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Its just Espi's art that is being made into stickers for Stickermule. They had similar cards for the S2 fish with info like their astrological symbol on it for some reason. They're all wearing suits which makes you wonder if they really did intend some sort of theme but dropped it in favor of the S1 house throwback season.
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attractive_pneumonia said:
Its just Espi's art that is being made into stickers for Stickermule. They had similar cards for the S2 fish with info like their astrological symbol on it for some reason. They're all wearing suits which makes you wonder if they really did intend some sort of theme but dropped it in favor of the S1 house throwback season.
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Do the numbers mean anything?
 
Ben Zener said:
rachel - i wasnt allowed to be sick when i was a kid, so im really sick now! i have open sores all over my body! stage 3 fatness!
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The show seems to be affecting her already, TTS and Angelina going through her stuff looking for her pictures has the hog all fucked up. I hope she has a meltdown sooner rather than later.

And Rachel's now crying. Crytank is back on the menu today.
 
Benjamin Spooner Briggs said:
What's your conspiracy for this season?
I think none of them are fans, the joke is on us this time. They're making a few basic Fishtank and MDE references, but from what I've heard they're all pretty shallow. It sounds like the kind of stuff production might have told them to say, biggest evidence that they might actually be fans is the fish calling Goldstriker "Sam", but even that could be an elaborate way of throwing off the scent. It's far fetched but I just have a feeling, o' my brothers.
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involvement of bloodgames elements and burt-esque schizo shit such as multiple houses or challenges involving weird clues hidden in TTS or around the house - especially towards the end(maybe twist space/pirate ending in the s3 house)

i could see it moving to the S3 house towards the end and transitioning to bloodgames for example, maybe rewarding the winner with a spot in BG. i think whatever the conspiracy is will be "plot related" like the swamp magic/cult stuff in s2 rather than a grand joke on the audience or cast
 
Ben Zener said:
rachel - i wasnt allowed to be sick when i was a kid, so im really sick now! i have open sores all over my body! stage 3 fatness!
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This bitch will come up with any and every excuse to stay up in that damn room and not face the stairs. She'll refuse to do anything but the bare minimum that they force her to do.
 
Parasocial Queen Rachel, what a silly weirdo. Between saying she sees production as brothers and that they care about her, delusional. Now she’s crying, why power level so much about shit you don’t want people to send TTS about. Great fish though lol.
MUH MA SUCKS BIG BLACK COCKS.
 
Kitty Cat Man said:
i could see it moving to the S3 house towards the end and transitioning to bloodgames for example, maybe rewarding the winner with a spot in BG. i think whatever the conspiracy is will be "plot related" like the swamp magic/cult stuff in s2 rather than a grand joke on the audience or cast
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they mentioned a twist in week 2, they might just move them to each seasons house every two weeks
 
Pineapple Fox said:
Parasocial Queen Rachel, what a silly weirdo. Between saying she sees production as brothers and that they care about her, delusional. Now she’s crying, why power level so much about shit you don’t want people to send TTS about. Great fish though lol.
MUH MA SUCKS BIG BLACK COCKS.
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She could become a solid lolcow postseason depending on how she handles it after leaving the tank.
 
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I love Aryan just standing in the room trying to be nice, but just laughing at all the fat bullying TTS messages directly at her. "They're funny but not true"
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"I don't care about what they say.. but if they talk about my mom ill come to their hou-" "You shouldn't threaten anonymous people it won't go well" thanks Aryeh
 
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