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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
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Kong Strong said:
>MFW endorsements are back but I can't endorse the KING Aryeh

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The wiggers already know that Aryeh will be in first place in endorsements the entire season, no reason to include him really. It's probably guaranteed that he will be finalist unless he spergs out to the extreme and gets kicked.

I'm endorsing Daniel till the end.
 
BullfrogBill said:
The wiggers already know that Aryeh will be in first place in endorsements the entire season, no reason to include him really. It's probably guaranteed that he will be finalist unless he spergs out to the extreme and gets kicked.
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They seemed to have forgotten to take his picture until today so his profile might be delayed.
 
Meowstery said:
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I love Aryan just standing in the room trying to be nice, but just laughing at all the fat bullying TTS messages directly at her. "They're funny but not true"
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"I don't care about what they say.. but if they talk about my mom ill come to their hou-" "You shouldn't threaten anonymous people it won't go well" thanks Aryeh
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Listening her interact with chat, she's a real lolcow in the making. She might be the second Fish to get a thread.
 
chimpburger said:
retard here, why do they have to kick people? whats stopping them from just keeping all the freaks and just pointing to one and declaring them the winner after 6 weeks?
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It's an idea that's been brought up before and would be good. The only time it's been done is with Trish. Doing this would help with downtime although it would mean less of a need for freeloaders.
 
Meowstery said:
I love Aryan just standing in the room trying to be nice, but just laughing at all the fat bullying TTS messages directly at her.
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Earlier when he was talking about Jin being a "twink", Jin said he was "too fat and bald to be a twink". Aryeh said something along the lines of "I guess from my perspective, I'm much fatter and balder than you, so you look like a twink to me. It's like how I know Rachel has big tits, but you can't tell because the rest of her is so big." I was howling.
 
chimpburger said:
retard here, why do they have to kick people? whats stopping them from just keeping all the freaks and just pointing to one and declaring them the winner after 6 weeks?
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Because if no one was eliminated there wouldn't be any stakes in the game, no one would care. The show would be a lot more boring. The suspense of not knowing who could go next is a big part of the excitement with this show. And it can sometimes be a big relief when someone is so annoying it makes the show hard to watch gets eliminated.
 
Ellie gives me major Amelia 'Mayli' Wang vibes. For those who don't know, Amelia did Facial Abuse and a bunch of other extremely hardcore porn days after turning 18 as a fuck-you to her wealthy white dad over her resentment of his asian fever.

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I feel like Ellie, in her own way, is doing this as a less-extreme fuck-you to her successful doctor father. Time will tell, but I suspect Ellie is the craziest one in the tank.
 
I'm confused. I thought this was like Who's line is it Anyway? where the points are all made up and shit. These aren't improv actors like the freaks in Eastbound and Down?
 
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