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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
i think theres a good chance that hes the first off

He's literally rooting through Rachel's bed like a truffle pig looking for pills. He just found one of her Rx containers and asked if it was hers

I think Sam considers him a potential liability. He's 36 and has real rape vibes. I bet Sam will get him drunk then manipulate his own self defense situation so he fan slap him around a little before booting him.
 
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He's literally rooting through Rachel's bed like a truffle pig looking for pills. He just found one of her Rx containers and asked if it was here.

I think Sam considers him a potential liability. He's 36 and has real rape vibes. I bet Sam will get him drunk then manipulate his own self defense situation so he fan slap him around a little before booting him.


Holy cow I called it
 
As the threads dedicated Australian I am here to announce I am not planning on having sex with Dirench when she is back here.
She has zero sex appeal to me, after seeing her butthole and multiple pictures of her boobs it has done nothing to incite me to persue a relationship with her.

She is just kinda gross overall.
 
Best part of the Fred skit explanation was during his first idea he says "So I'm the Dad...and...and you're the Mom...and we're on the phone...and she's our daughter...but you don't know if she's your daughter."

And Direch says "how would I not know if she was my daughter if I gave birth to her?!" and he just stares at her blankly
 
As the threads dedicated Australian I am here to announce I am not planning on having sex with Dirench when she is back here.
She has zero sex appeal to me, after seeing her butthole and multiple pictures of her boobs it has done nothing to incite me to persue a relationship with her.

She is just kinda gross overall.
Oh dang keep us updated if that changes and you decide to date her. Like brooooo
 
Freddy putting Sam in a self defense situation.

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Fred gonna get protective custodied and wake up in the drunk tank tomorrow asking if his stox are up.
 
In an ideal world Freddy will wake up tomorrow with a red bootprint on his forehead, sharp pains all over his body from being kicked into random furniture, and no idea why his stoxs are through the fucking moon
 
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