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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
Idk, did him busting out laughing after saying it not tip you off lol
maybe im being autistic but tbf i think he also has a touch of tism, hes awkward and has stiff facial expressions so its kind of hard to tell. plus all the other creepy shit hes said. makes me think theres a chance there was some truth to it, but at the same time who would admit that on a live show? hes probably joking but hes a weird dude so its hard to know 100%.
 
Rachel is trying to ask out Dranch on Freddy's behalf and it's so awkward.
"You're not a lesbian, right? You don't have a boyfriend? Do you just not like him?"
"Uh, I'm just doing my own thing. :) I live in Australia."
"Well where are you right now? We're not in Australia right now. I was homeless have you ever been homeless? Oh darn, is there anything else fucked up we can bond over?"
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Major props to Dranch for navigating this shitshow gracefully, but Freddy will be pissed when he hears how badly the Hog tanked his chances.
 
"ive only been drunk once in the last 2 and a half years and thats the last time i smoked crack as well"
dirench lore
 
apparently it's his fishtank persona. he wanted to be a "comedic relief pervert" (his words), like in anime. hes a japanese canadian after all
yeah but when you cross the line to talking about 12 year olds and shit he should know that could backfire. again i do think hes probably joking but staff might feel pressured to kick him over it. at the very least he should've said he was joking afterwards.
 
Freddy came in, Rachel made things awkward saying they'll visit Australia, Drench runs. THIRD time I saw Freddy make someone run from the room. Sam after the kicking, Angie after he got grabby, this guy drives people off at velocity.
 
I also dislike wearing socks inside. Have I been autistic all this time without realising?
It’s not an issue if you keep the floor clean, it’s just that’s never the case on fishtank. Even before the show starts it’s already going to be dirty with all the staff walking around the house with shoes on tracking dirt everywhere when setting things up.
 
Aryeh and Daniel look like stand users who would show up in front of the main Joestar group.
 
Based Dan calling out Jin.
"I'm not like this irl, I'm just letting my deepest desires out for the show"
"Okay but you tell stories about being a sex pest irl"
"But I'm not a sex pest"
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Jet's incompetence isn't as obvious this time. I wonder when he'll flip out on twitter and fuck up the show
 
this nigga crashing out because he was dumb enough to buy in to the investor scam
I think you are the worst fucking retarded faggot on this forum, and should travel to your nearest hardware store and purchase some rope.

Seriously, Fuck you nigger.
No and I don't want to see you sperg in this thread. Don't watch. Or do. Just don't spergpost.
I'm not sure why I get this feeling but for some reason I now feel compelled to watch this season 24/7 and post about it in numerous detailed and lengthy posts.
 
I personally enjoyed detailed recaps so sperg on brotha

Edit: also Daniel is my favorite fish this season. I think it was yesterday he finished talking to one of the girls then went into the garage and started working out. I peek in today and guess in the garage lifting and having Angie spot him LMAO.
 
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